Welcome to Theo Von Quotes, where wit, wisdom, and humor collide in the unique musings of comedian Theo Von. Known for his quick wit, Southern charm, and unfiltered perspective on life, Theo Von has captivated audiences with his hilarious observations and offbeat humor.
Born and raised in Louisiana, Theo’s upbringing in the South infuses his comedy with a distinct flavor that resonates with audiences far and wide. Whether he’s riffing on the quirks of everyday life, sharing hilarious anecdotes from his own experiences, or delving into deeper topics with his signature blend of humor and insight, Theo Von’s quotes are sure to leave you both laughing and pondering.
Prepare to embark on a journey through the mind of one of comedy’s most original voices as we present a collection of Theo Von’s most memorable and thought-provoking quotes. From his stand-up specials to his popular podcast, Theo’s words have a way of sticking with you long after the laughter subsides. So, whether you’re seeking a dose of humor, inspiration, or just a good laugh, look no further than Theo Von Quotes. Get ready to chuckle, contemplate, and perhaps even find a new perspective on life.
As soon as I was tall enough, my dad used to let me drive him 60 miles or 70 miles to work. That was pretty fun. My dad was really old. At the time, he was 82 years old. He said, ‘Can you drive?’ and I said ‘Yes.’ I guess I didn’t find it to be that crazy. Theo Von
When I see somebody in a Prius, sure, you drive a Prius and you get good gas mileage, but you probably feel like you drive a Prius. Theo Von
If I could have anything, I would probably get an old Ford F-150 from the ’70s. Theo Von
I got booed off the stage one time. This was in a University in Florida. The students didn’t know that I had to come back out 6 more times, because I was hosting the show. They just thought that I was a comedian opening the show. Theo Von
Howie Mandel is my favorite. He’s so friendly, and he’s a family man. For a lot of celebrities, to keep a genuineness about them, I think, can be tough, but he really seems to work hard to do that. Theo Von
They’re just jokes, people. They can’t all be funny. Theo Von
In Louisiana, you can drive when you’re 15 – you could get your driving permit. I remember, during driver’s ed, I fell asleep at the wheel one day. I was tired. The guy shook me and switched and said he was getting into the driver’s seat. I didn’t fail, so I guess you can fall asleep occasionally. It’s Louisiana. Theo Von
The ‘Road Rules’ thing was just something that happened. It was never like when I was little I said, ‘I want to be on a reality show when I grow up.’ They didn’t even have them then, you know? Theo Von
I could have been a dancer. I just never got my shot at it. Theo Von
