Robert Rinder Quotes

Welcome to our collection of insightful quotes by Robert Rinder, a prominent British barrister, television personality, and author. Robert Rinder, widely recognized for his sharp wit and legal expertise, has captivated audiences with his appearances on television shows such as Judge Rinder and Strictly Come Dancing. With a knack for delivering astute observations and poignant commentary on matters ranging from law to life, Rinder has become a beloved figure known for his charismatic presence and unwavering dedication to justice.

Throughout his career, Robert Rinder has offered profound insights into the complexities of the legal system, human behavior, and societal issues. Whether dispensing wisdom from the courtroom or sharing personal reflections, his words resonate with authenticity and wisdom. In this curated selection of quotes, you’ll find inspiration, wit, and wisdom that reflect Rinder’s unique perspective on various aspects of life, law, and beyond. Discover his thought-provoking musings and memorable phrases that have left an indelible mark on audiences worldwide.

I really worry about the way in which you, as a celebrity, are disproportionately treated. Frankly, the industry is almost single-handedly designed to interfere with people’s moral chemistry. Robert Rinder

When somebody teaches you to love something, you never forget that! It’s such a generous thing to do. Robert Rinder

If you are concerned you are the victim of illegal corporate surveillance, you should seek specialist – and independent – legal advice at once. Robert Rinder

By the time I finished doing regular practice, most of my work was in international regulatory law, so I was advising foreign governments about their responsibility and roles in things like public inquiries. Robert Rinder

I find it amusing when you look at plastic surgeons because they don’t seem to have had anything done. Robert Rinder

No sane person enjoys paying tax… money, after all, is a very nice thing to have. But it’s the price we all pay for so many vital things in this country – and those of us lucky enough to have a bit more should be proud to be paying a little bit more as well. Robert Rinder

My genuine passion for dance was born watching Ballet Rambert perform Christopher Bruce’s harrowing ‘Ghost Dances.’ Robert Rinder

Before starting a building project, it is wise to discuss your plans in full with the neighbours. Robert Rinder

There’s certainly more chance of me winning ‘Strictly’ than having an affair with my dance partner, but you know, who knows? Robert Rinder

There are plenty of organisations making a real difference to the lives of gay people around the country that do need our help, so why undermine the wonder of ‘Strictly’ by politicising it? Robert Rinder

London and its people are famed for their incredible indifference to one another, but it’s actually a charade that requires some effort to maintain. Robert Rinder

My grandfather wanted to remind us that freedom of expression is the fundamental ingredient for democracy, and all the rest is detail. It is the scaffolding around which every other freedom is based. Robert Rinder

Learning about crime in great detail forces us to ask ourselves how it happened, how the victims and perpetrators got to that point, how the law works, how the police force functions. Robert Rinder

I’m very much into Barry’s Boot Camp… it’s the real deal. Robert Rinder

It is difficult to ever think about your loved one having suffered. Robert Rinder

I was in the National Youth Theatre, too, but there was no dancing there. I was doing plays like ‘Julius Caesar’ and playing the lute very badly. Robert Rinder

People form strong attachments to their properties. Robert Rinder

If a deal advertised on an unknown website looks too good to be true, it almost certainly is. Robert Rinder

When I first heard Lady Gaga’s ‘Born This Way,’ I looked out the window for the car alarm going off. Robert Rinder

I propose that matchmaking should be approached like a corporate business venture. It can be risky, but I have discovered that the potential profits from acquisitions and mergers cannot be underestimated. Robert Rinder

One must be aesthetically long-termist in selecting a man – it’s like purchasing a farmhouse in the south of France. Sure, it’s beautiful to look at, but will the roof stay on? Robert Rinder

I like people to be authentic, thoughtful, and honest. Robert Rinder

I was an appalling person to teach. At 14, I was pretty advanced. I would read all the books in a few minutes, and I was bored. It must have been awful for a teacher to have a bright boy who’s giving them his undivided indifference. Robert Rinder

If something looks like a tax avoidance scheme, then that’s probably what it is – and there’s lots of clever people working day and night to close them down. Robert Rinder

I didn’t get into fitness until my late twenties. I had put on a lot of weight; I was quite chubby and feeling really depressed. But exercise helped everything – the body and the mind. Robert Rinder

Serious crime is very, very rare, and I think all of us are interested because they are rare and unusual. If they were banal and everyday, we wouldn’t be interested in them at all. Robert Rinder

If the press is to be free, the state has no role in regulating what is published. Robert Rinder

Ultimately, whenever you have a new opportunity, do it with gusto and fun and be wholly indifferent to what other people think. Robert Rinder

Even my trolls have started taking the trouble to spell their Tweets correctly, which is thoughtful. Robert Rinder

Anyone who’s been in my court knows my maxim: ‘If you make them, you pay for them!’ Robert Rinder

I think with ‘Strictly,’ people don’t want you to do badly. They’re willing you to do well. Robert Rinder

I dread my trial at the pearly gates – knowing my luck, I’ll be hot on the heels of a blameless nun who will be ushered straight to a luscious cloud with prime sea views. Robert Rinder

Fitness is really important for my mental and emotional equilibrium as well as my physical wellbeing. Robert Rinder

I celebrate Christmas with wilful glee. Robert Rinder

If a person is seriously injured as a result of someone else’s negligence, then they are entitled to compensation. Robert Rinder

I respond well to terribly beautiful, terribly brilliant Russian women. Robert Rinder

I give celebrity my undivided indifference. Now that it’s here, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with it. And people who complain about celebrity and any kind of privilege are, all of them, whinging morons, and they should keep their first-world problems to themselves. I feel very strongly about that. Robert Rinder

I do get stopped in the street, and people are always, without exception, really polite. I think it’s because they think I can send them to prison. Robert Rinder

The only thing I knew would make my grandmother more proud than watching my TV courtroom was to see me dressed up in white tie doing the foxtrot. Robert Rinder

The reality is that when you’re a barrister, you’re trained, and you’ve got ethical structures. You’ve got to follow the evidence, and that’s that. Robert Rinder

The law is the law whether you’re dealing with a multi-million-pound fraud or a car deal where someone feels diddled because their exhaust falls off on the way home. Robert Rinder

I know a bit about taxation and the remarkable effort that goes in to avoiding it. Robert Rinder

My father is a taxi driver, and my mother ran a small business. I hadn’t even met a barrister before I got my first shot at the legal profession. But back then, I was lucky enough to be given a break – I can’t help but wonder if I would be so lucky today. Robert Rinder

Is it exploitative to get the victim of an unimaginably horrific crime to talk on my show ‘Crime Stories?’ No, it’s crucial. Robert Rinder

Never trust people; always trust paper. I’d marry a piece of paper if I could. Robert Rinder

Going to salsa clubs may be popular, but I feel we’re really missing something as a society by overlooking ballroom dancing. If only we could persuade schools to teach it or there was somewhere young people could go on a Saturday night to learn it. Robert Rinder

It’s always nice to have new clothes made for you. Robert Rinder

I did a couple of plays at university, badly, where I made friends with Benedict Cumberbatch. When you see someone like him acting, it makes you think there’s not much point in doing it yourself. Robert Rinder

I hope I’m always appropriate on ‘JR’ if it’s a serious case. But if you have a case of a man who has a wardrobe malfunction with a lime green mankini, even I on the odd occasion find it mildly amusing. Robert Rinder

Perhaps the people of Twitter are more amenable to your babbling than your immediate family, but that doesn’t necessarily make digital communication a beneficial distraction when we have an immediate social environment. Robert Rinder

We need to be able to turn to our immediate circle to ascertain whether our internal checks and balances are functional and to be able to rely on them to point out gross errors. Robert Rinder

One of the happy consequences of my brain is that I rarely sleep. Robert Rinder

I loathe people who are disingenuous or inauthentic. Robert Rinder

As efficiently as our phones connect us to one another, and as much as we take advantage of that, we must remember that they have the power to alienate us, too. Robert Rinder

I realise I’m known for doing big, very serious cases, but fundamentally, any lawyer will tell you that even the most complex trials come down to the same questions. Are people telling porky pies? Are bank accounts dodgy? Is someone trying to get one over on you? It’s my job to listen and then decide. Robert Rinder

In theory, I absolutely love to work from home, in all its warmth and comfort, but have reluctantly been forced to confess that it’s a total failure. Robert Rinder

My musical taste is somewhat dated – I mean, freeze frame, go back 60 years, and you’re in my comfort zone. Robert Rinder

My sexuality, in terms of ‘Strictly’ or whatever else I do in my life, ought to be as irrelevant as the length of my big toe. Robert Rinder

I don’t want to be a total moron and be just known as the jazz-handed judge. Robert Rinder

It is always best to settle all outstanding financial matters as soon as divorce proceedings are concluded. Robert Rinder

An actor with a genuine gift has the power to transport you from whatever your own pains may be into an entirely different world, freeing you from whatever you may be going through. At its best, it can be better than any medication. Robert Rinder

It is splendid to be supportive when you see those around you doing well, but blind praise is easier than harsh facts. Robert Rinder

I can smell a liar like a fart in a lift! Robert Rinder

If an employer decides to flout the law, it may be guilty of criminal offences and subject to serious financial liability. Robert Rinder

One of the things about being a law student is that the academic discipline of law is very often removed from the practical reality of law. How to complain, who to complain to, and whether or not you even need to invoke the law is very different in the real world from how it’s examined in the lecture theatre. Robert Rinder

The more powerful you become, the less likely it is that people will tell you the truth. It must be why the ‘Harry Potter’ books become so bloated as the series progresses; think of the beautiful, precise editing of books 1-3 drowned in a mire of sycophancy and yea-saying. Robert Rinder

I really want to emphasise this – ‘Strictly’ is a positive show. It’s interesting that it gets cast into this, understandably, the ordinary net of reality shows, but there’s no part of it which feels nihilistic or unpleasant. It’s all about learning something and doing well, and you feel this overwhelming sense of people wanting you to do well. Robert Rinder

Discounting the ineffably repetitive homophobic barbs that I receive most days, Twitter trolls’ most common gripe against me appears to be that I am ‘posh.’ Contrary to their unshakeable view, I was not born into the upstairs world. Robert Rinder

I used to deal with high-profile criminal cases that were covered extensively in the media, and one of the things I quickly appreciated was there was a gulf between what really took place in the middle of a case, the impact on victims, the effect on the police and how they solved crimes, and the way it was reported. Robert Rinder

I am unashamed to say that I have a super-crush on Kate Oates, the series producer of ‘Coronation Street.’ Robert Rinder

I wish I had a filter; then, I’d suspect, who knows? I’d perhaps have more friends. Robert Rinder

I can conduct and play musical instruments, but dancers’ counting is different – they only go to eight beats, which doesn’t relate to a bar. Robert Rinder

There’s a lot of judges on TV in America. Apart from Judge Judy, the vast majority of them are terrible. Robert Rinder

It is extremely hard to bring a claim for compensation against the police or the Crown Prosecution Service, even when a person has been charged with an offence and later cleared. Robert Rinder

I think if you put 100% into anything and you do it with authenticity and enthusiasm, then it really shines through. Robert Rinder

On TV, the nitty-gritty of trials takes place between commercial breaks, whereas, of course, reality is infinitely more complex. True crime also makes us more empathetic. Robert Rinder

Would it be a big step forward for the LGBTQI community if there were same-sex couples on ‘Strictly?’ Do me a favour. Some things ain’t politics, and ‘Strictly’ is one of them. Robert Rinder

I’m not pretending when I’m in that court room. Robert Rinder

The difficulty with American television is it’s pot luck. Robert Rinder

No matter how excluded you have become from Christmas, it is a genuinely inclusive matter; frankly, you are conscripted into it. Robert Rinder

There’s something fundamentally grubby about the rich paying people to seek out cracks in the system to hide their money. Robert Rinder

I think I’m incredibly stoic. If I have a bad headache, it takes a while before I reach for a tablet. Robert Rinder

In our ‘Strictly’ group, we really did bond. It’s seemingly disappointing to some that we had no diva meltdowns. I made true friends during the experience, which is surprising because I’m not a new-pals sort of person. Robert Rinder

There is a balance between mindful that you don’t upset anyone, yet maintaining an authenticity that is not wrapped up in the minutiae of people’s judgments of you. Robert Rinder

If every person charged with a crime was allowed to claim money from the authorities when their case was dropped, our police would end up spending all their time defending claims for compensation. Robert Rinder

I’m not as conscious as I should be about my diet and eating a healthy balance of fruit and vegetables because I do so much exercise. However, I love good grilled fish and Mediterranean/Middle-Eastern salads. Robert Rinder

You can separate the church and state all you like, but Christmas is inescapable, and it’s marvellous, and it’s not going away. Robert Rinder

As a lawyer, I’ve dealt with really serious offences, and the public rarely hear what the true impact is on the victims’ families. When you hear it from the mouths of victims, your entire approach changes, because it could happen to anybody, and they articulate that in such a powerful way. Robert Rinder

Great broadcasting requires all of us, those who are in positions of power and especially those who are in positions to employ people, to remember you need to look towards the greatest conceivable palate to create greatness. Robert Rinder

Youthful beauty is a poor indicator of long-term appeal in a man. Robert Rinder

From time to time, I definitely look witheringly, which is why I’m well known. Robert Rinder

The state of some of our roads is a matter of national embarrassment. Robert Rinder

Acting, when it is good, can be transformative. Robert Rinder

Verbal contracts are about as useful as a fart on a treadmill. Robert Rinder

If you are a politician who styles yourself as a model of family virtue but are having a secret affair, you have no right to expect it to remain secret. Robert Rinder

Let’s start spreading work experience and opportunities a little wider so that the photographers, writers, and TV producers of tomorrow are drawn from a broader section of society. Robert Rinder

The family court is extremely child focussed. Its overriding objective is to do what is in a child’s best interests. Robert Rinder

Above all else, look around to employ the best talent you possibly can. Robert Rinder

We need journalists to be fearless and hold power to account. Robert Rinder

Most people assume that when you go to court and win your case that you are guaranteed to get your money. Sadly, this isn’t always the case. Robert Rinder

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