Welcome to the world of wit and wisdom brought to you by Josh Gondelman, where humor meets heart in perfect harmony. Josh Gondelman, a renowned comedian, writer, and producer, has captivated audiences with his unique blend of observational humor and genuine warmth. Whether on stage, in his writing, or through his social media presence, Gondelman has a knack for finding humor in the everyday and delivering it with sincerity that resonates with audiences worldwide.
With a quick wit and a sharp eye for the absurdities of life, Josh Gondelman has crafted a collection of quotes that are as delightful as they are insightful. From musings on relationships and pop culture to reflections on the human condition, Gondelman’s words are sure to bring a smile to your face and a chuckle to your heart. Get ready to be inspired, entertained, and maybe even a little bit enlightened as you explore the world of Josh Gondelman quotes below.
My childhood friends and I would have been featured in ‘The Achievers: The Story of the Big Lebowski Fans,’ but I never signed the release form we received from the producers. I am both proud and ashamed of this fact. Josh Gondelman
My general advice for writers/comedians is, make stuff you like and are proud of. Put it in a place where people can see it, whether that’s onstage or on the Internet or wherever. Just do the things that make you happy creatively, and then show them to people. Josh Gondelman
Why is it okay to write a work of literary fiction where horrible, explicit things happen, where you can’t write a book of humor where silly, explicit things are happening? Josh Gondelman
I remember, when I was a kid, my dad would subscribe to the BMG Music Club, and we got that initial 12 CDs for a penny… I think it was cassettes. Eight CDs or 12 cassettes, something like that. Josh Gondelman
I love ‘Another Round.’ It’s Heben Nigatu and Tracy Clayton’s podcast that’s through BuzzFeed, and they’re real funny and really themselves. And I like it because it’s very funny, but it’s outside the realm of comedians talking about comedy. Josh Gondelman
I drink iced coffee nearly every morning and many afternoons year-round. Josh Gondelman
The Super Bowl is an occasion that’s really associated with abundance – lots of snacks, parties, spectacle – and so it would be great if there were also some kind of tradition of generosity attached to it as well. Josh Gondelman
‘The Big Lebowski’ gave me my first false sense of intellectual superiority. Josh Gondelman
I played sports because I think it’s mandatory in the greater Boston area regardless of your aptitude. It’s like, well, what else would you be doing? Josh Gondelman
I usually think to do pep talks on Twitter if I’m on the road, at home and my girlfriend is out of town, or if I’m at home and up later then my girlfriend and our dog Bizzy – like, if they’re both asleep but I’m kind of wired. Josh Gondelman
As a kid, I always loved Mel Brooks’ stuff – ‘The 2,000 Year Old Man’ record was something my dad put me onto. Josh Gondelman
I value niceness. But now, as a grown person, I value goodness above that. Because niceness doesn’t change anything, and goodness changes things. Josh Gondelman
The modern ease of catfishing has had the tangential effect of growing a cottage industry of websites offering the services of fake Internet girlfriends. Josh Gondelman
When I started out doing comedy, I was still in college and was working day jobs. I taught preschool for a few years. And then I got more into freelance writing. So stand-up has always been my primary independent creative mode of expression. I’ve done it my whole adult and young adult life. Josh Gondelman
Nonresidents have a tendency to rush their visits to Harlem. Josh Gondelman
One great thing about going to a fashion event in the morning, especially in February in New York, is that the other attendees are dressed less like models themselves. A winter coat, it turns out, is a great equalizer. Josh Gondelman
I try to be kind, and I try to reflect that in my comedy, but I’m also incredibly bad at being mean. I can’t pull it off effectively, so I always end up reverting back to politeness. Josh Gondelman
‘The Rap Year Book’ is really great. Shea Serrano wrote it, and it became this huge phenomenon where he sold out everywhere and made the bestseller list just on the strength of his fans on Twitter wanting him to succeed. Josh Gondelman
What I try to do, what I attempt to do, is say things that I mean at least at an emotional level. Josh Gondelman
Even under the best circumstances, speaking at your own wedding ceremony is a high pressure endeavor. What even constitutes a vow? I always picture them as exclamations you bellow at the sky. Josh Gondelman
I was a weirdo, but a well-liked weirdo. Josh Gondelman
Along with ‘Wet Hot American Summer’ and ‘The Room,’ ‘Lebowski’ belongs in the canon of nouveau cult classics. Josh Gondelman
A standup set ends on a buildup of tension and subsequent release for a big laugh. Josh Gondelman
I feel like, in Boston, I was a little too complacent. I could get on stage when I wanted. I didn’t feel like I was pushing myself. I could get work in New England and not have to travel too much. Josh Gondelman
When you’re confined to a hospital bed, there aren’t many appointments you can make. You await visits from friends and family members. You enjoy the coconut ice cream they smuggle in. You tolerate the erratic and invasive visits of doctors and nurses, hoping that one of them will bring you closer to going home. Josh Gondelman
I’m not usually vain about my body. It’s like Pennsylvania: The same way the Keystone State comprises Philadelphia and Pittsburgh with not much in between, I’ve got good legs and shapely eyebrows, and it’s kind of a wasteland outside of that. Josh Gondelman
Although my grandmother was a strict parent and abided my grandfather’s kosher diet, as a Nana, she had grown away from religion and was almost unbelievably permissive. Josh Gondelman
I don’t court haters. I don’t thrive on people not liking things that I do. I treat people the way I want to be treated. Josh Gondelman
I had a Screech-from-‘Saved by the Bell’ kind of vibe in that I hung out with people and had friends while having, like, big, curly hair and being generally a dork. Josh Gondelman
Big romantic gestures are only as strong as the relationships they happen in. Josh Gondelman
I’m not religious. But I’m also not spiritual. Josh Gondelman
I broke my wrist at summer camp playing a game called ‘volleybat,’ which was baseball but with a volleyball. It is as dangerous as it sounds. Josh Gondelman
I live very gently. Josh Gondelman
When I was young – like, young young – I would read all the time. I would read when I was walking places. My taste was, like, all over the place. I wouldn’t even call it taste. It was just like, what was there. Josh Gondelman
My aesthetic is, in short, ‘cool substitute teacher.’ Josh Gondelman
I appreciate how central religion is in the lives other people, but it has never resonated with me. I imagine this is how lots of people feel about things I love, like rap music or, it turns out, sports. Josh Gondelman
‘The Big Lebowski”s soundtrack has had as much of an influence on me as the film itself. My favorite Bob Dylan song is ‘The Man in Me,’ which plays over the movie’s opening credits as well as during the first dream sequence. Josh Gondelman
I don’t consider myself a nerd; I consider myself a dork more. I’m closer to a dork, if anything, just because I’m not good at stuff. I’m more like a failed non-nerd. Josh Gondelman
It would not occur to me to write a joke like, ‘This would be great if I was more like Andrew Dice Clay.’ It’s not the voice I write in – which is largely an extension of the voice in my head that I think in. Josh Gondelman
In my early years doing standup, I bombed a lot. Josh Gondelman
I’ve always been very un-fun. I’m a habit person. I have a very weak version of an addictive personality. Josh Gondelman
Given that I often wear shorts with a T-shirt, baseball cap, and backpack most days, a crew-neck shirt gives me the appearance of an undercover cop on the way to a sting operation at a summer camp. Josh Gondelman
Honest doesn’t necessarily mean unfiltered. Josh Gondelman
I like to see my parents, and they like it when I’m around. Josh Gondelman
Often, when I leave the house, I dress for comfort. On my better days, I shoot for ‘matching.’ Josh Gondelman
Toughing out the winter is a dedication to my heritage, both in terms of not going ‘soft’ by kowtowing to nature’s volatility and staying physically close to my family in New England. I don’t run from that kind of pressure. Josh Gondelman
I like comedy that’s very specific and isn’t afraid to lose people through its specificity. Josh Gondelman
My mom worked as an education director. Josh Gondelman
When you’re hot, you stride confidently down the street, extending your form to hail a taxi to take you from place to place. My body is designed for squeezing into packed subway cars and apologizing to those whose feet I clumsily step on. Josh Gondelman
I don’t want to have to be a teacher so I can be a comedian. Josh Gondelman
I tweeted that Tom Brady’s politics are ‘garbage,’ which may have been hyperbolic. Josh Gondelman
There are very funny people who aren’t good at Twitter and people who are really good on Twitter where that’s the best or the only thing they do. There are some people I know that don’t write creatively outside of Twitter, but they’re so good at Twitter. Josh Gondelman
I always loved jokes. It’s such a dumb, facile thing to say, but it’s true. I remember being a kid and getting those joke books from the Scholastic Book Club and loving comedy from a very young age. Josh Gondelman
I think the term ‘Twitter comedian’ can seem like a pejorative because it’s not a job, really, and there’s such a low barrier for entry to get started. Josh Gondelman
‘Are you sure you’re going to be warm enough?’ is a question I get a lot. Josh Gondelman
I don’t resent at all people saying, ‘Oh, he’s like a sweetheart’… but within comedy, it’s a very funny way to talk about someone because it usually means they don’t have much of an act. Josh Gondelman
I grew up in the Boston suburbs and inherited a stubborn New England refusal to acknowledge frigid temperatures. Josh Gondelman
Fact about me – I love jumping over/into things. Josh Gondelman
I never assume anyone will see or like things I do, honestly! Josh Gondelman
It’s a very lovely reputation to have – being a kind person. I try to live up to the fact that people think that about me. Josh Gondelman
For many comedians, two common anxiety triggers include performing in front of family members and doing brand new material. Josh Gondelman
Sure, sometimes I get teased for being the guy who likes everything, but I don’t think of myself as someone apart from this world. Josh Gondelman
I have – and this isn’t a thing I talk about often – a decent set of legs. There’s an unexpected musculature that lends them a healthy shape. Josh Gondelman
I grew up in Stoneham, a little suburb of Boston. It’s pronounced ‘Stone ’em’ because Massachusetts doesn’t bend to the will of ‘how letters are supposed to be said.’ Josh Gondelman
I’m a big fan of saying the thing that is not necessarily sincere or earnest, but definitely honest. Josh Gondelman
I’m skinny, but a soft skinny. I have strong legs, but my arms are like pea pods with single peas for elbows. Josh Gondelman
A vest, as a clothing item, always makes a statement, but depending on context, those declarations vary a great deal. Josh Gondelman
A v-neck T-shirt is the manliest of all upper-body garments. The defining feature of the style is a plummeting neckline that we normally associate with women’s fashion, but when worn by a guy, it basically says, ‘Here is a pie slice of chest hair that forms an arrow to my gut.’ The deeper the ‘V,’ the more masculine the shirt. Josh Gondelman
I love Boston, and I had a very lovely childhood in Massachusetts. Josh Gondelman
Especially when I’m heckled, that’s a sticky situation because I don’t defuse it… I really envy guys who have a grittier onstage presence and can really go after someone. I used to teach preschool. Josh Gondelman
My comedy isn’t clean; it’s just friendly. So I get asked to do a lot of clean shows. It’s like, ‘Oh, I have a clean vibe, but I say gross, weird stuff.’ It’s just, it’s very gentle the way I say it. It’s not upsetting or jarring to people, because I’m not very aggressive. Josh Gondelman
A vest is just a totem reminding you that some people dress well, and you can be one of those people. Josh Gondelman
The thing they don’t tell you about a Tough Mudder is that, for all the adrenaline pumping and barbed-wire-bicep-tattoo sporting, a lot of the day is fairly idyllic and contemplative. I hadn’t spent so much time jogging through the woods in years – or ever. Josh Gondelman
I just loved jokes so much as a child. I remember wanting to perform at, like… age seven by reading from a kids’ joke book, and my parents being like, ‘That’s not what standup comedy is,’ and me being like, ‘Not yet it isn’t! I’m going to change the game.’ Josh Gondelman
Ludacris albums are all over the map in terms of overall quality, but as a rapper, he tops out as a hilarious, charismatic guy with a singular voice. Josh Gondelman
