Welcome to the world of wit, wisdom, and wry humor encapsulated in the words of the talented actor and director, Jason Bateman. Renowned for his versatile performances across film and television, Bateman’s quotes offer a glimpse into his sharp intellect, dry wit, and unique perspective on life. Whether he’s delivering a memorable line in a comedy or offering insights into the human condition, Bateman’s words have a knack for resonating with audiences far and wide.
From his breakout role as Michael Bluth in the cult classic sitcom Arrested Development to his acclaimed directorial ventures, Jason Bateman has consistently captivated audiences with his charisma and comedic timing. Beyond the screen, his interviews and public appearances are often peppered with insightful observations and clever quips, showcasing a keen understanding of both the entertainment industry and the world at large. As we delve into the realm of Jason Bateman quotes, prepare to be entertained, enlightened, and perhaps even inspired by his words of wisdom. Discover his musings below and let his insights spark your creativity and imagination.
I don’t worry about people misinterpreting my kindness for weakness. Jason Bateman
I haven’t met a lot of ‘Hogan Family’ fans. Jason Bateman
Jennifer Aniston and I have always just really gotten along well… I was just fortunate to be a good fit for parts in her films. Jason Bateman
I remember my dad working with me on breaking down my script and writing out a back story for my character and all that stuff. Jason Bateman
The people at Netflix are extremely intelligent about the way they monitor activity on their platform. Jason Bateman
I really empathise with some of my peers who had success in the early years; then it dries up, and so there’s no reason to get up in the morning. Jason Bateman
I only wanted to get married once, so when I felt I was ready to handle it, I looked at my relationships and noticed that boyfriends get tired of girlfriends, and vice versa, but you never get tired of your friends. Jason Bateman
I’m never happier than in the bed. Jason Bateman
A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it. Jason Bateman
Acting in something that I’m directing… I’m really enjoying it because, if for no other reason, that particular acting is like reading my mind on every single take. It’s kind of efficient, for better or worse. Jason Bateman
I wanted to be Dustin Hoffman or Robert De Niro or Al Pacino. I thought I was going to be a dramatic actor, but comedy sort of started out first, and I was like, ‘Maybe I’ll find some more drama later on in my career.’ Jason Bateman
I love a massage. I’d go every day if I could. I don’t need to be wrapped in herbs like a salmon fillet, but I do love a massage. Jason Bateman
It’s not new: In the ’70s, Archie Bunker said terrible things on ‘All in the Family,’ but it was all in Carroll O’Connor’s performance. You saw lack of intelligence, and you laughed. Jason Bateman
It was like ‘Risky Business’ for 10 years. My parents were out of town, they left me a bunch of money, the car, and the house, and I didn’t know when they were coming home. Jason Bateman
To have the privileged position of being the guy who is responsible for shaping the entire experience for an audience as opposed to being just one instrument in that orchestra, being an actor, it’s all-encompassing. Jason Bateman
I have to warn you: I bet horses like a girl. Jason Bateman
Starting at age 10, my personality and my identity all stemmed from employment. I had a set to be at. I was a certain way with the cameraman, a certain way with the makeup lady – a normal, routine environment. Jason Bateman
If the goal is to be believable when you’re acting, I’ve got the best idea of what that believability might look and feel like. And because you need a normal guy in a comedy so that the eccentricities can pop, that’s a good part for me. Jason Bateman
People like Bill Murray are incredible at what they do and are definitely my flavour. Although Will Ferrell, Sacha Baron Cohen and Ricky Gervais are also incredible actors. In their comedy, they make these stupid people feel so real. These guys are really setting the bar very high, and I learn as much from them about acting as I do about comedy. Jason Bateman
You can say your lines a million different ways and play your character a million different ways and still hit the common, agreed-upon finish line. Jason Bateman
I really enjoy playing that everyman part because that part is us, the audience. And you need somebody inside a comedy to tether the absurdity to reality. Jason Bateman
I don’t have anything to fix! I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, and I don’t eat carbs. My life is just great now. Normal. Vanilla. Jason Bateman
I think you get the parts that people are comfortable with seeing you play. Jason Bateman
If you laugh, we just do another take. Laughter is too rare nowadays. If you can bust a gut, let it go, and we’ll just go back to one. Jason Bateman
I became an adult before I had a kid, which I highly recommend. I just like to throw her around. She’s a really good snuggler, and she likes to give kisses and hugs. Jason Bateman
I would rather do three or four small parts every year as opposed to some of the lower-hanging fruit that might get my name above the title. Jason Bateman
Actors are sellers, and I figured out a long time ago that if you wanted to work a lot, you had to be on the buying side. Jason Bateman
It’s not about the script: it’s about who the director is and who the other people in the cast are. Because you can look at a great script and execute it in a very sophomoric way, and you can look at an OK script, and you can execute it in a very sophisticated way and come out with something really good. Jason Bateman
I played a ton of team sports growing up, and team wins are just incredibly gratifying. Jason Bateman
I did a good bit of episodic television directing, but directing a movie is so much more complicated. Jason Bateman
The directing is something that is incredibly satisfying to me and challenging to me because it’s asking me to draw on everything I’ve been able to absorb over all these years of acting and having all this set experience. Jason Bateman
My father was a director and producer, so when I was a little kid, he would take me to movies and show me what’s good and what’s not good and why, and often that would take me to a conversation about directing. Jason Bateman
I wasn’t really interested in doing anything except going from pilot season to pilot season and sowing my oats in the months between and telling my agency to stop sending me movie scripts, because they’d pile up in my house and make me feel guilty because I had to read them. Jason Bateman
I just think technology is pretty amazing. Like all things that are great, you have to be responsible about how much you use it. Jason Bateman
I can’t assume that my kid is going to make the best decision all the time. Jason Bateman
I just love doing sitcoms. I’d be in them till I was gray if they’d have me. Jason Bateman
Obviously, I did a couple of things right on the old casting couch. Jason Bateman
I was just a lot smarter about not getting caught. I mean, I never stuck anything in my arm, but I certainly enjoyed my youth. Jason Bateman
Meeting my wife Amanda was the best thing that could ever have happened to me. She wasn’t going to let me screw around my life anymore, so I stopped drinking and started behaving like a decent human being. Jason Bateman
If people are going to complain about stereotyping, it’s as likely to be Italian-Americans as gay people. Jason Bateman
I’ve been fortunate, but I’m also not very precious about making sure I’m the star of a film. Jason Bateman
It earns you a lot of snark if you’re able to convey vulnerability. Jason Bateman
If you make a mistake, people are going to know about it really fast – and I was making a ton of them when I was a kid. Jason Bateman
There are worse things than being constantly hired to do anything. Jason Bateman
I looked around at the relationships that were the longest in my life, and they were the ones I had with my friends. I thought, ‘If I only wanted to get married once, I should probably marry a friend.’ Jason Bateman
I’m a pretty normal guy. I’m really good at knowing how a normal guy would react in situations. Jason Bateman
I wanted to marry somebody who wasn’t someone I had to be in any particular mood to want to be around – with close friends, you can be with them no matter what mood you’re in. Jason Bateman
It’s not a sprinter’s approach. It’s more like a long-distance thing. You can stick around a lot longer if you kind of slow-play it. Jason Bateman
You hit those valleys sometimes and it’s really frustrating. It’s like getting stuck in traffic on the freeway. But there’s not much you can do about it. Jason Bateman
It’s very difficult to pretend you’re throwing a car. Jason Bateman
I was doing everything that a kid would be doing anyway, but on top of that, I was able to fly to different cities. Jason Bateman
I think NBC got a little reluctant to get behind single-camera shows after ‘Scrubs’ didn’t do what they thought it was going to do following ‘Friends.’ Jason Bateman
The comedy community is very friendly right now. I think that’s why you see all the synergy and people doing each other’s movies. Jason Bateman
We had this neighbor who was an actor, and he was going to an audition one day, driving by our house, and he asked if I wanted to tag along. He was reading for the part of the father, and they were reading for the part of the son the same day, and he told me to sneak in there and make it look like I knew what I was doing. Jason Bateman
I think anybody who’s doing work in their teen years on TV or in the movies, you’re a teen idol by default. Jason Bateman
If I’m enjoying something, I’d like to be able to just have it all. Frankly, that’s the way I’m approaching my career now. I’m a total workaholic. Jason Bateman
I didn’t really watch ‘Beavis & Butt-head’ that much or ‘King of the Hill,’ but I was a huge ‘Office Space’ fan. Jason Bateman
My goal is to get another 30 years out of this business. So I need to figure out the fuel to do that. And so far, I think it’s respect and quality and company, not celebrity or box office or stardom. It’s not a sprinter’s approach. It’s more like a long-distance thing. You can stick around a lot longer if you kind of slow-play it. Jason Bateman
I try to figure out how much of the character I can find in myself because you don’t want to get outside of your skill-set. Jason Bateman
If it’s a good part in a good movie, I’ll do it. Jason Bateman
I never looked at fan mail, for some reason. My mother and grandmother handled my mail – although it’s not like I was ever in the stratosphere of Kirk Cameron or Scott Baio. Jason Bateman
When you’re playing a supporting character, you don’t really have a lot of control of the quality of the film. Jason Bateman
I’m in a little bit of a different situation, because working in the business that I do and living in the city that I live in, I haven’t had a problem with people who are gay. Since I was 10 I’ve been working alongside them, and some of my best friends are gay. Jason Bateman
If you’re stumbling out of a bar, and people tweet about it, well, don’t be dumb. If you’re going to get falling-down drunk, stay at home – which I did a lot of. Jason Bateman
By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a great conversation if you find a gay guy. Jason Bateman
There’s a bunch of different flavours of funny. It’s all about the execution of it. Jason Bateman
I’m not that great of an actor, so I can’t, like, completely become somebody else. Jason Bateman
I think things that are really, really not good are easy to see. But films that are decent can either be made good or great based on the execution. At the end of the day, it’s always a crapshoot about the execution, the level of taste, in any department. Jason Bateman
I feel incredibly fortunate I walked away, took care of other business, and then came back to show business. Jason Bateman
In most professions, if you stay at the office an extra four hours every day, you’re gonna impress the boss. You’re gonna get that promotion; you’re gonna get that raise. You’re gonna at least have job security. But with acting, if you’re really ambitious and you have a good work ethic and are really good at your job, it might not really matter. Jason Bateman
I think the Internet is a huge positive. Jason Bateman
That straight man character is a short trip between comedy and drama in a project, so I can play the comedic beat on the same page as a dramatic beat. It gives me a lot of freedom as an actor to play scenes in multiple ways because I don’t play the clown, nor do I play someone who is particularly maudlin. Jason Bateman
You want 100% and 100% to make 200, instead of 50 and 50 making 100. Jason Bateman
I don’t want to be obnoxious with my ambition or sound like I expect any sort of entitlement here. Hollywood is not in the business of humoring people. Jason Bateman
My upbringing as a child was very atypical. Jason Bateman
The kids can’t watch ‘The Wire,’ but there’s great educational stuff for them to watch on TV if it is TV time. There are great apps on the iPad that are interactive and educational. Jason Bateman
Will Arnett is one of the funniest guys I know. He has seen it all and done it all and come out the other end pretty savvy and pretty strong. Jason Bateman
People say: ‘Why do you want to play the straight man?’ Well, it’s because he gets to be in every scene. Jason Bateman
Guys like Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Sacha Baron Cohen, they do things you love to watch. I like to do the other half. Jason Bateman
Do you want to continue being great at being in your twenties, or do you want to step up and graduate into adulthood? Jason Bateman
Our job as actors is to just try to be as accurate and as mindful of what the audience is going through and receiving and processing. Jason Bateman
Things are going better now than ever, but in 24 months? I could be hearing crickets. Jason Bateman
I’m just going to try to stay employed. That’s the tough part in this business. Jason Bateman
I don’t really find a problem with technology or television or anything. I’m a product of it. I grew up watching TV, and I don’t think I’m too dumb or too crazy. Jason Bateman
My sense of humor lies a little closer to the middle. Jason Bateman
Kids want you to take them to whatever kid movie is opening, and you just hope it’s good because you’re going to buy a ticket, no matter what. If it’s no good, you kind of drape your arm over your kid so they don’t get smashed, and you take a little nap. Jason Bateman
I don’t feel sorry for people in the public eye getting eyed by the public. Jason Bateman
Not many get a chance to hit the career re-set button. Jason Bateman
Directing films is incredibly exciting to me. Jason Bateman
I’m not a big, huge star, and so when people see me, it’s usually to talk about something I’ve done, and that’s a great conversation to have. That’s what we’re doing it for. Jason Bateman
I have a tendency to evolve into William Shatner, with my big fat face. Jason Bateman
Throughout my 20s I spent a lot of time just playing and not really working, but fortunately for me I continued to get just enough work, and have a reason to wake up in the morning. I really empathize with some of my peers who had success in the early years then it dries up, and so there’s no reason to get up in the morning. Jason Bateman
Television is much more of a producer’s writer’s medium, so a lot of the time, when you’re directing a television show, they have a color palette on set or a visual style and dynamic that’s already been predetermined, and you just kind of have to follow the rules. Jason Bateman
You do certain things in your twenties that are just not appropriate in your thirties and certainly not appropriate in your forties. Eventually you even the scales, and it’s time to move on and become an adult and start working hard again and going to sleep a little bit earlier. Fortunately, I got a job to facilitate that transition. Jason Bateman
People have often asked if I’m gay because I don’t go out of my way to spit and scratch and give people attitude. Jason Bateman
I like to give my daughter some rope and let her make her own decisions. Jason Bateman
As disciplined as I am, I’m also a huge hedonist. Jason Bateman
I’d worked so hard that by the time I was 20, I wanted to play hard. And I did that really well. Jason Bateman
That’s kind of the fun part about acting. We do get the right to kind of get from A to Z any way we want, as long as we start at A and end at Z. Jason Bateman
I’m not talented enough to drop everything and become somebody different. Jason Bateman
