Welcome to Golf Cart Quotes, your one-stop destination for a collection of witty, insightful, and downright hilarious quotes about golf carts. Whether you’re a seasoned golfer who spends hours cruising the fairways or simply someone who appreciates the charm of these quirky vehicles, you’re in for a treat.
Golf carts aren’t just a mode of transportation on the green; they’re a symbol of leisure, camaraderie, and the joy of the game. From humorous observations to profound reflections, the quotes gathered here capture the essence of what it means to zip around the course in one of these iconic vehicles. So, whether you’re looking for a laugh, some inspiration, or just a clever caption for your next Instagram post, you’ve come to the right place. Get ready to explore a world of golf cart wisdom that’s sure to put a smile on your face. And remember, the best way to enjoy these quotes is to share them with friends as you cruise around in your own golf cart adventure!
I’ve been called ‘entourage’ at festival. I got on a golf cart this one time and the guy said, ‘Miss, get off.’ I said, ‘I play in Haim.’ He said, ‘Never heard of you, please get off.’ Is that how you look at me, for real? I couldn’t possibly be playing – I must be someone’s girlfriend. Alana Haim
I get in my golf cart with my dogs, I have five dogs. Delta Burke
I learned a valuable lesson doing ‘Mr. Sunshine,’ which is that I didn’t want to be in charge because it’s too much. Being in charge and acting in every scene was just too difficult. It’s like eating dinner in a moving golf cart every night. Matthew Perry
I really, really want a golf cart, but I know that won’t happen. Darci Lynne Farmer
Elvis was a great guy. We’d just horse around together or go to see a movie. He drove me around Graceland in a golf cart. He was a fan of our music and was curious about how I sounded so black. Bill Medley
I bought my first electric car in 1970. Its top speed was 15 mph and it had just a 15 mile range – it was essentially a golf cart with a windshield wiper and a horn. Ed Begley, Jr.
I run like an electric golf cart. Now I look at eating as a way to feed my body and keep me younger. It’s not about starving your body, but treating your body like a Ferrari. You don’t put in the crappiest gas you can find. You use supreme. In the long term, you’ll run clean. Carol Alt
To this day, I remember vividly Missy Elliott, Ludacris, and my grandma riding in a golf cart to set. My grandma went back to Ohio and told her bowling friends, ‘Guess what? I was riding to set with Missy and Ridiculous!’ Alyson Stoner
I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It was like I had kinda been expecting it. Mac Davis
The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they’re going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him. Jon Stewart
He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie. Mickey Mantle
I’m pretty certain that I’m the only son of a billionaire who can drive a D10 Caterpillar better than I can drive a golf cart. Donald Trump, Jr.
