Welcome to Goat Quotes, where we celebrate the charm, wit, and wisdom of these fascinating creatures through memorable quotations. Goats have long been an integral part of human history and culture, symbolizing resilience, curiosity, and a certain untamed spirit. From their playful antics to their steadfast presence in rural landscapes, goats captivate our imagination and leave a lasting impression on those who encounter them.
In this collection of quotes, you’ll find insights, humor, and reflections from various perspectives, ranging from poets and philosophers to farmers and adventurers. Whether you’re a goat enthusiast, a lover of nature, or simply seeking inspiration, these quotes offer a glimpse into the unique world of goats and the profound lessons they impart. Join us as we explore the profound, the humorous, and the thought-provoking words inspired by these remarkable creatures. Below, you’ll find a curated selection of quotes to inspire, entertain, and uplift. Feel free to use them as you wish whether it’s for personal reflection, sharing on social media, or adding a touch of goat-inspired flair to your creative projects.
I’m a big oatmeal fan. For my every-morning breakfast, I will do oatmeal with cinnamon, goat’s milk or even butter, with apples and raisins, and then I’ll maybe do some eggs, say two poached eggs with that. Amy Purdy
I don’t mind sitting behind Tom Brady. That is the GOAT himself. Lamar Jackson
Love is not love, without a violin playing goat. Julia Roberts
Shout out to Sting: that’s the G.O.A.T. right there. The goat. Greatest of all time. Juice Wrld
I remember in the spring of 1971, a hundred thousand people converged on the Pentagon in June of 1971. They threw blood; I guess it was goat’s blood or something, on the steps to the Pentagon. People were being accused of being murderers and baby killers. You just can’t imagine the civic outrage. Wesley Clark
You gotta learn that if you’re gonna take the last shot of the game, it’s either gonna go in, or it’s not gonna go in, and you’re either gonna be the hero or the goat. Tom Heinsohn
We are delightfully trapped by our memories. I can’t drink a bottle of Chateauneuf-du-Pape Vieux Telegraphe without revisiting a hotel bistro in Luzerne, Switzerland, where I ate a large bowl of a peppery Basque baby goat stew. A sip and a bite. A bite and sip. Goose bumps come with the divine conjunction of food and wine. Jim Harrison
I really enjoyed doing Albee’s ‘The Goat.’ It’s a powerful piece and a really exciting play to do. Bill Pullman
In Greek myth, a chimera is a creepy combination of lion, goat, dragon – in humans, chimeras are one person who contains two sets of DNA. That’s right. One person comes up in tests as two different people. Susannah Cahalan
My parents taught me many of the things that people need in life to feel confident: practical things, such as managing finances, mucking out the goat barn, cleaning a house, doing repairs, mending a broken roof or a toilet. Bryce Dallas Howard
The term ‘pashmina’ is often used interchangeably with ‘cashmere,’ but in reality, pashmina is a specific type of very fine, lofty cashmere, woven from a specific type of goat – one indigenous to northern India, Nepal, and Pakistan, and harvested and woven there as well. Hanya Yanagihara
The food culture that has most impressed me is Oman’s. I learned to make an amazing spice mix that they rub into goat and fish meat, and ate the best flatbreads. Monica Galetti
I live in Harlem, New York City. I am unmarried. I like ‘Tristan,’ goat’s milk, short novels, lyric poems, heat, simple folk, boats and bullfights; I dislike ‘Aida,’ parsnips, long novels, narrative poems, cold, pretentious folk, buses and bridges. Langston Hughes
You can’t blame another person for your world being different – or things like divorce. It gets right on my goat when people don’t take responsibility. John Torode
The truth is that most of your Facebook friends are too busy counting their own ‘likes’ to pay attention to you for more than a few seconds anyway. Unless you happen to be a kitten who’s in love with a baby goat, in which case you should hire a publicist immediately. Meghan Daum
You eat a lot of goat stomach when you’re in North Africa. You eat whatever’s put in front of you. I am a big proponent of that. Ronan Farrow
I always thought it was a goat that kicked me over the fence. My mama told me the other day it was a cow. Now I’m sort of scared of both. Kelsea Ballerini
Reminded of what a diet really is, I began eating more slowly, being more conscious of when I was full. I started to enjoy my buckwheat bread with goat cheese and pureed butternut-squash soup as a response to real hunger. Kate Christensen
I had a ton of animals; I had a goat growing up, a bunch of rabbits, a vegetable garden. Kelli Williams
It’s well known by now that I had a special need to get Maureen’s goat when ever the opportunity presented itself. I was a boy and she was the enemy… a girl. Christopher Knight
I was what they call ‘skinny fat’ – a body that resembled a python after swallowing a goat. A. J. Jacobs
I’ll be with The Goat until the fall. Then I’ve been given three plays to look at and there have been a couple of films have come over the desk. I will probably not do either one of them. Mercedes Ruehl
I’m chasing my contenders. I’m talking about that GOAT status. Alexander Volkanovski
Real men will eat anything I mean anything. I think the only food I have ever turned down was a boiled goat’s head while hitch-hiking in Yugoslavia in the 1980s. Sean Lock
I actually would love to live in New York. But I need land; I need space. I’d love to move to a place where I could have a lot of land and a goat. Lusia Strus
I’ve made my music so that it could be about anything and everybody – whether it’s a guy, a female or a goat – and everybody can relate to that. Sam Smith
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. Brendan Behan
If I want to be the GOAT, I’ve got to take out No. 1 contenders. Alexander Volkanovski
I would love to be trained by Kareem. That’s a GOAT. Ivica Zubac
I snack on sauteed peanuts, a whole fruit, lots of cheese – especially goat cheese – with multi-grain crackers and dark chocolate. These are my weaknesses. I make it a point to eat every two hours. Sridevi
We have some goats, some chickens, and we used to have pigs. There used to be two ostriches as well, but they were a little bit violent, so we had to give them away. When we were little, we used to play with the goats all the time. We each had our own little goat, and we’d go and run around with them. Jessica Springsteen
I live my life in a very peculiar way where nothing gets my goat as such. I don’t look at things in a manner where they offend me. I look at things in a manner where they amuse me. Twinkle Khanna
We had three cows and a goat. People from New York and L.A. are like, ‘Oh my gosh, that’s a farm!’ But people in Tennessee are like, ‘That’s not a farm.’ I’ve never milked a cow or anything like that. Kelsea Ballerini
I have always wanted to open up a brewery slash goat farm. Brew some beer, make some goat cheese, but that’s kinda dreamy. Adam Lamberg
On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. Remedios Varo
You’re going to be the goat and you have to learn to accept it. When you’re the hero, you’re going to have to learn to deal with that too. Carey Price
You can lose. Michael Jordan lost, but that doesn’t mean he wasn’t the GOAT. Jimmy Butler
I love collard greens and sweet potatoes. But like, traveling, I’m always just looking for that thing where you feel like there’s love in the food. Like one of the best things, in Brazil it’s feijoada. I was in Tobago in the winter, and I had the best roti I’ve ever had, with curry goat. Neneh Cherry
Usually I’ll just eat popcorn, but if theaters would sell me goat cheese and garlic with Triscuit crackers, I’d give them all my money. Cecily Strong
Offers come all the time, but I’m pretty particular. I really have to be wowed by a character I encounter in a script, or a storyline. I really do need to feel inspiration, otherwise I’m just happy planting perennials and making goat cheese. Vera Farmiga
As a keeper, you have to understand that your job is black and white: you make a save, or you don’t; you can be the hero – or the goat. Karen Bardsley
When I was a lad in my 20s, as carefree and debonair as any other underpaid newspaperman, I happened to be a golfer who could flirt with par fairly often, and I was adventurous enough in those days to play any known or unknown thief who showed up at Goat Hills for whatever amount he fancied. Dan Jenkins
What I continuously remember is when I was a child in the courtyard with my grandmother and we milked the goat and we made the ricotta. The still-warm ricotta from our goat, on top of a piece of bread, and we used to sprinkle just a little bit of honey or sugar on it. That flavor, that stays in my memory. Lidia Bastianich
Happiness isn’t happiness unless there’s a violin-playing goat. Julia Roberts
Before I even got ‘Saturday Night Live,’ I was already known as the furthest thing from a goat boy. I had a stand-up routine, which I was all ready to do on HBO, before ‘Saturday Night Live,’ so if my routine was dependent on being a goat, I would want to quit. Jim Breuer
My parents provided me the best they could, if not more. I was even provided goat milk by my parents. P. T. Usha
Sometimes there has to be a goat on some level, and I’m totally fine with that being me. Abby Wambach
I have a pet goat. Ryan Holiday
I love jerk chicken. I could literally eat it every single day of my life. I also like curry goat, rice and peas, and ackee and saltfish. For some reason, no one ever taught me how to cook, though. They’ve always cooked for me! Justine Skye
I did sacrifice a goat. I know that’s probably a quibble in the mind of most Americans. Augustus Sol Invictus
When I was eight years old, I wrote a paragraph-long short story about a goat on my mother’s hundred-pound, black-and-white-screen laptop. The story came about largely because I liked the way the word ‘goat’ looked on the page, but I decided then and there that I wanted to be a writer. That desire never changed. Tea Obreht
Goat’s milk is the closest thing out there to human breast milk. Plus, it is more easily digested than cow’s or soy milk. Giving goat’s milk to children is popular in Europe and other parts of the world. Kristin Cavallari
It really gets on my goat that people keep quoting Dorothea Mackellar’s ‘My Country’ as proof that there is no such thing as climate change. A poem written more than 100 years ago by a homesick 19 year old versus an ever-increasing body of refereed scientific thought… hmm, hard to know which way to jump, really. Judy Horacek
I drive out to this quail farm, where I get a lot of these incredible quail eggs, which I eat all day long. And I eat a lot of superfoods like goji, cacao and chia seeds, things like that. And I like unpasteurised milk of the goat and the sheep. They send it once a week from Pennsylvania, from the Amish farms, and I get it in Los Angeles. Vincent Gallo
In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. Geoff Stults
I love a good gossip and some goat cheese balls. It’s kind of my favorite thing. Stassi Schroeder
The Coogan Law had to come and it just happens that I was the goat for it. Jackie Coogan
You can’t train a goat. You can’t. You can’t. So I don’t recommend making a movie with a goat in a major role to anyone. Robert Eggers
I love roasted beets with goat cheese. I am also a fruit addict. Alex Guarnaschelli
I’ll read a recipe but then decide, ‘Well, it’s sort of like this, then.’ Or I’ll go to the fridge and think, ‘I’ll see what I can put together,’ and I’ll combine beetroot and sausage and prawns with goat’s cheese sprinkled on top and think, ‘I like that they’re all slightly pink. It looks fine and… actually, it is fine.’ Tamsin Greig
I am, of course, directly descended from Brian Boru, the last king of Ireland, a fact certified by my mother and therefore beyond dispute. But as everybody else with a drop of Irish blood in his carcass is also a guaranteed descendant of the old billy goat, I am not overly arrogant because of this royal strain. Preston Sturges
I am pretty much gluten-free; I barely ever eat bread, and the only dairy I eat is Greek yogurt and goat cheese. Ronda Rousey
I love Moroccan food, but I don’t want to eat a goat or sheep’s head, thanks. John Torode
Leh has few of what Europeans regard as travelling necessaries. The brick tea which I purchased from a Lhassa trader was disgusting. I afterwards understood that blood is used in making up the blocks. The flour was gritty, and a leg of mutton turned out to be a limb of a goat of much experience. Isabella Bird
I’d like to be reincarnated as a French tart. They’re so beautiful and delicate – they’re like my opposite. I’m more of a comfort food: goat cheese with garlic. Cecily Strong
I think Michael Jordan is the GOAT because of the simple fact that he wasn’t able to be denied. Kelly Oubre, Jr.
I think, for the UFC, Jon Jones is the GOAT for me. He’s just sick! Boxing, you have your Canelos and your Errol Spences – that’s the kind of boxing I like. Leon Edwards
I never made it to the school choir because the music teacher didn’t like my voice. I was pretty sad. But he was probably right; I did have a voice a bit like a goat, but my dad told me to never give up and to keep going, and it’s paid off. Shakira
Well, only Japanese may understand it, but I’m like a goat or something that likes high places. Tamae Watanabe
A close family member once offered his opinion that I exhibit the phone manners of a goat, then promptly withdrew the charge – out of fairness to goats. Jeffrey Kluger
It was totally insane doing goat yoga in San Francisco. Gino D’Acampo
