Welcome to the world of Gary McCord, where wit meets wisdom and golf becomes more than just a game. Gary McCord, a renowned American professional golfer turned television golf analyst, is as famous for his colorful commentary as he is for his skills on the green. With a career spanning decades both on and off the course, McCord has amassed a treasure trove of memorable quotes that capture his unique perspective on golf, life, and everything in between.
From insightful observations to hilarious anecdotes, Gary McCord’s quotes offer a glimpse into the mind of a true golfing legend. Whether he’s poking fun at the challenges of the game or sharing pearls of wisdom gleaned from years of experience, McCord’s words resonate with golf enthusiasts and casual fans alike. So, get ready to tee off on a journey through the wit and wisdom of Gary McCord. Below, you’ll find a collection of his most memorable quotes, ready to be copied, paired with images, or stylized with your favorite fonts. Let McCord’s words inspire your next round on the course or simply bring a smile to your face as you explore his unique perspective on the game.
I hate to repeat lines, to say the same damned thing. I try to rewrite cliches and make what I say sound fresh. Gary McCord
He’s got an overall flair for the game. It looks to me like he really loves what he does and he can’t wait to get up in the morning, go hit some balls and go play. Gary McCord
If you are going to make a change, don’t go halfway. Make it with conviction and stick with your new idea. Ignore the scoffers. Remember, it is a law of nature that if something is different you’re going to be taunted, jeered, and told the world is flat. Let the doubters fall off the edge. Gary McCord
I’m nearsighted in my right eye, have glaucoma in my left, and the nerves in my hands are on Medicare. Basically, I’m on the wrong end of a short sale. Gary McCord
Many years ago, in the throes of my struggles on the PGA Tour, I had difficulty even getting into pro-ams. I needed money, so I put together a 45-minute magic show I’d perform at corporate events surrounding the tournament. Gary McCord
Golfers don’t scream. Golfers just adjust the pleats in their pants and go from there. That’s about as antagonistic as we get. Gary McCord
I don’t putt face-on exclusively, but in the back on my mind I’m haunted by the notion that I’m sure it’s the best way to putt. Gary McCord
My interest in magic was kindled by Steve Martin, the comedian I’d gone to high school with. Gary McCord
I’ve forgotten more about bad putting than all the lousy putters in the firmament combined. My mind has been twisted into an incurable, disturbing venue of bad speed and inadequate line. I just want to go out and not feel like I’m putting a Rubik’s Cube with a flimsy piece of rope. Gary McCord
I made nothing happen very slowly. Gary McCord
In Valdosta, Ga., during a mini-tour event, a player named James Black bet me $20 he could put five golf balls in his mouth and then close his mouth all the way. I tried it but could get only two in there. Gary McCord
He’s a threat to win until his brain turns to tapioca. Gary McCord
He hits the ball a long way and he knows how to win. Gary McCord
The first time I played a PGA Tour event at Tucson was 1975. I came off the course on Sunday feeling very good about myself. I’d finished at even par, and I knew I could play even better if I worked at it. Gary McCord
