Welcome to a delightful collection of humor and wit! Prepare to embark on a journey filled with laughter and amusement as we explore the realm of funny things quotes. In a world that can often feel too serious, these quotes offer a refreshing dose of levity and playfulness. Whether you’re in need of a good chuckle or simply seeking to brighten your day, you’ll find plenty of humorous gems to tickle your funny bone.
From witty observations to clever quips, these quotes capture the essence of humor in all its forms. Whether they make you burst into laughter or simply bring a smile to your face, they serve as a reminder not to take life too seriously. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the whimsical ride through the world of funny things quotes. After all, as the saying goes, laughter is the best medicine!
Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things. Adam Sandler
I’d done drag since I was 14, for special occasions, and in 2010 a friend of mine with her own burlesque group was looking for a host. During a party I was just fooling around, taking the microphone, saying stupid, funny things, and she asked me afterward if I wanted to host her burlesque show every Saturday. Conchita Wurst
The space and light up there in Norfolk is wonderfully peaceful. I find myself doing funny things like gardening, and cooking, which I rarely do in London. Jeremy Northam
One of the funny things of being a producer, you have these fleeting, intense relationships with people, and they go off to global megastardom, and you don’t see them. Paul Epworth
Humor, for me, is really a gate of departure. It’s a way of enticing a reader into a poem so that less funny things can take place later. It really is not an end in itself, but a means to an end. Billy Collins
You know, ‘Jake 2.0’ had some funny things in it; I mean, I needed my sense of humor to do that part. Christopher Gorham
I’ve dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but these things have become part of my process. I think the things I do for my appearance help make me look better. I even colour my hair because I like how it makes me look. Ryan Seacrest
People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life. Mark Ruffalo
I think there are a lot of really funny things in ‘The Descendants,’ but there’re a lot of different tones in that movie, in the same way that ‘Transparent’ has a lot of different tones. Rob Huebel
There’s so many funny things to say about being with Charlotte. I’ve worked on a few bits about it – not to be indiscreet but because the shock of culture and values is so interesting. Gad Elmaleh
You know, if you play on home soil sometimes funny things can happen and you have that push of the crowd. Ruud Gullit
I don’t really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don’t. Janeane Garofalo
Andy was a character, and the two of us did have some things in common. We appreciated funny things, didn’t like serious things. Paul Morrissey
What I do onstage, there’s maybe .0001 percent of the population that acts like that. I talk like that because it makes me laugh, and because I know a couple of people that talk like that. They’re really that Southern. And they do funny things. I love ’em; they’re awesome. They’re good people. Larry the Cable Guy
I had gone to New York with no plan at all. I did a lot of jobs – barman, teacher, security guard, postman and construction worker – and I was meeting many eccentric characters, and they were saying funny things, which I always wrote down. Adrian McKinty
There are a lot of funny things that happen in one’s life. Pierce Brosnan
A lot of people didn’t know I was doing Broadway. They thought I was one of those guys who was famous for being famous. I was the one who sat next to Charles Nelson Reilly and said funny things. Orson Bean
Some characters think more like me than others; some think more like my dad or someone else. It certainly is made up of my experiences, things I’ve heard, things I think are funny, things I think are sad. There’s sort of a strange, blurry version of yourself in there. Watt Key
Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons. Michael Caine
One of the funny things in life to me is a guy who takes himself very seriously. Dennis Farina
I used to work at NASA in Virginia. It was nothing glamorous; I was just tasked with making code compile for obscure projects, and I wasn’t very good at it. Now I spend most of my time drawing pictures and looking at funny things on the Internet, which in retrospect is largely what I did at my old job, too. Randall Munroe
If my mother hadn’t laughed at the funny things I did, I probably wouldn’t be a comic actor. After she had her first heart attack, the doctor said, ‘Try to make her laugh.’ And that was the first time I tried to make anyone laugh. Gene Wilder
Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing. Rowan Atkinson
Memories are doing funny things to us. Milos Forman
One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute. William Feather
There’s a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy who says funny things, and a comedian is a guy who says things funny, and he has a style and point of view that will last much longer. Milton Berle
I want to do everything, so when I started I wanted to be an actress, and I’ve always written funny things. I love that; it gives me a real sense of achievement and joy. I also love presenting. I’d never been interested in it before but found it pretty fun and easy, and I really enjoyed working with a group – standup is so lonely. Ellie Taylor
I just talk about the funny things in my life, and the idea is that my observations reflect the lives of my audience – so people are really laughing at themselves. This is the theory, anyway, and I am aware that in print, that it doesn’t appear to be very funny. But it is, and I am definitely funny. Dominic Holland
I don’t like comedy. I like funny things. I don’t like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, ‘Oh Jesus.’ Louis C. K.
I’m not a person who can spontaneously say funny things. Ashley Williams
When human judgment and big data intersect there are some funny things that happen. Nate Silver
There are many problems with being a comedian: the travel, the late nights, the pressure, the fear of running out of funny things to say. Jon Richardson
If you imagine yourself to be someone who is very uncomfortable in their own skin, then it does funny things to your voice. Rebecca Hall
We get some great gifts. Trophies, very funny things, one woman even made a diorama of us sitting recording the podcast. Karen Kilgariff
Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that’s where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. Julia Sweeney
We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things. David Walliams
My mother was a nurse, and in her era, most diseases weren’t understood; people put mustard plasters on knees and rubbed camphor on your chest if you had a cough and did funny things to you if you had tuberculosis – all these things that really made very little difference once proper treatments were brought in. Barry Marshall
There are funny things that come from disability. Richard Herring
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. Dr. Seuss
One of the funny things about Wonder Woman is that everybody does love her. She does win everybody over at some point. Cliff Chiang
Social media, and the way the Internet works, you see a lot of funny things. Nicklas Bendtner
I’m somebody who believes in funny things, and laughing, but I do like for them to come from a place that addresses the human condition. Natasha Lyonne
Some people just want to make up the funny things and play pretend. Paul F. Tompkins
Some people say funny things, but I say things funny. Don Rickles
I know I’m more on television, and I’m more recognisable than maybe even the players because they run and train, but I just stand there, and my face does all these funny things that everyone can see all the time. Jurgen Klopp
I love airports because funny things always happen at them. They’re giant complexes full of urgency, seriousness, and confusion. Where am I supposed to be? Which way do I go? And that’s just the staff. Rhys Darby
I think it’s one of those funny things – sometimes you’re not really friends with somebody until you’ve gotten into a good fight, and I think that’s the situation with Superman and Batman. Mark Valley
If I studied all my life, I couldn’t think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. Will Rogers
I am interested in shows that are not out-and-out gag fests: you see the truth of a broken heart behind them. That is what life is like: it’s really funny, you see funny things as soon as you step out of the room, but underneath that is a whole bag of broken hearts. It’s that real pain and that real hilarity that makes life so intriguing. Tamsin Greig
Every time I do a play, I’m like, ‘When do I get to do the one where I wear a gown, sit in a chair, and say funny things?’ I’d love to do that. Elizabeth Marvel
When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, ‘Oh, wow. I could say this some day on stage.’ Steven Wright
Actually the hardest films to make are comedies. In normal life, funny things happen by accident; to re-create those by design in a film takes real technique. Takashi Miike
I like funny things, but I don’t find myself particularly funny. Chris Messina
I just feel like there are a lot of funny things that happen in this world and I guess that’s for the good and the bad. John Pinette
Careers are funny things. They begin mysteriously and, just as mysteriously, they can end; and I am at just the very beginning of what I hope will be a long and satisfying life in the theater. But, whatever happens, I am grateful to have had my novice work received so well, and so quickly. Edward Albee
I thought comedians were the funny guy in the common room, not understanding that the flaws in my personality were actually the funny things about me. James Acaster
I don’t write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes. Kevin Hart
There’s so many other talented women of color who write funny things every day, and I want them to be recognized, I want them to have a seat at the table because we’re out here. Lena Waithe
I’ve got funny things. David Duchovny had to have a cast made of his face to do an old person’s make-up, and I’ve got that cast of his face in my house. I’ve got something from the pilot, the original implant that was in Billy Miles’ head. I’ve got a sign from ‘The Erlenmeyer Flask.’ But my house isn’t a museum to ‘The X-Files!’ Chris Carter
I would say I was not working in the real sense in ‘Paiyaa.’ After doing very heavy scenes in my first two films, in ‘Paiya,’ I was romancing a girl, talking all sorts of funny things, and doing all light things just as if I were not acting! Karthi
From the earliest memories I have, I liked physical, funny things. Bill Irwin
I feel like people only want to hear me say funny things. Like, I don’t tweet about my kids or being a mom, ever, because I’m very aware that that’s annoying for people to hear. Kaitlin Olson
I used to work with autistic children, and they said a lot of funny things to me. James Acaster
I’m more interested in – I was going to say putting on an interesting show, but then when I think about it, it’s more like putting on several interesting shows. I think I’m more interested in doing funny things than calculating how I’ll best be received. James Adomian
What’s nice about a lot of Wes Anderson’s films is that there’s a patience to it. I think that patience brings out a lot more funny things that you would miss otherwise if you just had to make quick cuts and keep the pace, whatever that pace is that bigger budget comedies have to have. Wyatt Cenac
I live in a wonderful world of make-believe. A world of Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire. A world of Winnie the Pooh and Edward Bear. Things like that. Wonderful things. Funny things. Eileen Ford
