Welcome to the world of Dave Attell, a comedian known for his sharp wit and unfiltered humor. If you’re a fan of irreverent comedy that pushes the boundaries of good taste, you’re in for a treat. Dave Attell’s comedic style is characterized by his no-holds-barred approach to comedy, tackling topics that many would shy away from with a fearless and unapologetic attitude.
On this page, you’ll find a collection of some of Dave Attell’s most memorable quotes. These quotes capture the essence of his comedic genius and provide insight into his unique perspective on life, society, and the absurdities of the human experience. Whether you’re looking for a laugh, some inspiration, or just a dose of Attell’s signature humor, you’ll find it all right here. So, feel free to explore these quotes, use them in your own creative projects, or simply enjoy a good laugh. Get ready to dive into the world of Dave Attell’s humor, and let the laughter begin!
I have soundtracks for a lot of stuff. Dave Attell
I get recognized, but I’m not really a famous famous. Dave Attell
When I was a kid, I really loved Indians. Native Americans. Pardon. Me. Dave Attell
I’m a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it’s what I’ve been doing and it’s what I’m going to keep doing. Dave Attell
I don’t think I’m a star or a celebrity or any thing like that. Dave Attell
I feel like soundtrack music is almost like seeing the movie again, but with my ears. Dave Attell
I like doing stand-up and I love putting out TV specials. Dave Attell
I don’t watch reality TV. Dave Attell
I’m not a movie guy, I’m not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me. Dave Attell
I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes. Dave Attell
I’m not like a performer type. Dave Attell
You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they’re both on fire – they’re exactly alike. Dave Attell
For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I don’t know what happened to them. That’s the crowd that I like, the ones that don’t get so offended just to be offended. Dave Attell
Sometimes it’s hard to tell if a joke is working or not for the first couple of minutes. Dave Attell
I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what’s going on. Dave Attell
A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are to actually go out. They just really want to get a picture to post to their buddies, and that’s about it. Dave Attell
Doesn’t matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick. Dave Attell
My day jobs… I knew I was bad at those, so I didn’t really have the confidence to think that I could do comedy. But I knew I hated the day jobs. Dave Attell
I’m a joke comic. I tell jokes. I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes. Dave Attell
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people ‘the cops.’ But you know, sometimes, you’ve just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school! Dave Attell
I never wanted to be famous. Dave Attell
Once you get offstage you’re just like everyone else, and everyone else can get into a fight. Dave Attell
I’m not really a music guy. Dave Attell
I keep getting these people at my shows who only know me from television. I can always tell when they’re, like, emotionally flinching when I start doing my jokes. Dave Attell
I don’t watch reality TV. I’m cool. Dave Attell
I don’t mind a crowd’s not laughing; it’s the groans that slow down the show. Dave Attell
I have no grand scheme. Dave Attell
What’s the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. Dave Attell
Being on the road is kind of lonely. Dave Attell
