Welcome to our collection of Bumper Sticker Quotes! Bumper stickers have been a popular way to express thoughts, opinions, and humor while on the road for decades. These small, adhesive pieces of art often convey powerful messages, witty quips, or simply bring a smile to the faces of fellow travelers. Whether you’re looking for a clever saying to adorn your own vehicle or searching for inspiration for a custom sticker, you’ve come to the right place. Our curated selection features a wide array of bumper sticker quotes that are sure to catch your attention and spark your creativity.
Below, you’ll find a diverse range of quotes on various topics – from humor and politics to love and life. Feel free to browse through them, pick your favorites, and use them as you see fit. Whether you want to copy these quotes and add them to your bumper sticker designs, place them on images, or enhance them with stylish fonts, the possibilities are endless. So, without further ado, explore our collection and let the bumper sticker quotes inspire your next creative project!
I saw a bumper sticker once that stayed with me: ‘God help me become the person my dog thinks I am.’ I don’t have the heart for this. Meaning, of course, that I’m the failure. Neil Macdonald
During President George W. Bush’s two terms, you couldn’t drive far without seeing a particular bumper sticker: ‘Dissent is the highest form of patriotism.’ Monica Crowley
I don’t much believe in bumper sticker characterizations of foreign policy. John Bolton
A popular bumper sticker post-9/11, and pretty faded these days, proclaims drivers of the cars to be ‘Proud to be an American.’ It really should say ‘Lucky to be an American,’ for I doubt very much that the drivers had much say in having been born here, and are not old enough to have participated in the drafting of the Constitution. Hooman Majd
You want to know whether we’re better off? I’ve got a little bumper sticker for you: Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive. Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive! Osama bin Laden is dead and General Motors is alive! Joe Biden
There are a lot of things that fit on a bumper sticker in terms of either liberty or equality or progress that when made more concrete just don’t pan out. Laurence Tribe
Together we will build an America where hope is a new job with a paycheck, not a faded word on an old bumper sticker. Mitt Romney
I’m one of those who believe the bumper sticker: If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns. The first people who are going to be in line to turn in their guns are law-abiding citizens. Criminals are going to be left with guns. Gary Johnson
A lot of people don’t like bumper stickers. I don’t mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It’s like a little sign that says ‘Hey, let’s never hang out.’ Demetri Martin
Trump bumper sticker is the new Confederate flag. Absolutely. All Donald Trump is doing is making America hate again. Charlamagne tha God
Talking points aren’t going to help the viewers understand something better. They’re about as useful as bumper sticker slogans. Margaret Brennan
The reality is when you make ‘America First’ a bumper sticker and pump it overseas, what you’re telling them is ‘America Only’. Stanley A. McChrystal
I guess if you got elected on a bumper sticker slogan you didn’t really mean, it makes perfect sense to try to get reelected the same way. But there’s a problem if your record doesn’t match your rhetoric. Instead of a guiding principle, it becomes an empty promise. Nancy Mace
Accusations fit on a bumper sticker; the truth takes longer. Michael Hayden
‘Cold Case Files’ and similar shows do bang up business, which points to a certain thirst for details in the viewership, but it seems like all the news chat shows continue to force the myth that Americans can’t stand detail and have no interest in an idea that can’t fit on a bumper sticker. Hal Sparks
President Obama’s version of America is a divided one – pitting us against each other based on our income level, gender, and social status. His policies have failed! We are not better off than we were 4 years ago, and no rhetoric, bumper sticker, or campaign ad can change that. Mia Love
People who are running for office mislead the American people by saying that there’s a three-point plan or a bumper sticker kind of way of bringing down gasoline prices. The fact of the matter is that nobody can do that. The price of oil is set on the global economy. People who have looked at this closely and hard know that’s the case. Ken Salazar
There’s a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker. Charles M. Schulz
