Welcome to our collection of beer quotes, where the joyous spirit of brewing and savoring this beloved beverage is celebrated through the eloquence of words. Beer, with its rich history dating back thousands of years, has entrenched itself deeply in cultures worldwide, becoming more than just a drink it’s a symbol of conviviality, relaxation, and camaraderie. From ancient civilizations to modern-day craft breweries, the art of brewing beer has evolved, but its essence remains timeless a testament to humanity’s enduring appreciation for the simple pleasure found in a cold pint shared among friends.
Within these pages, you’ll find a curated selection of quotes that pay homage to beer’s place in our lives. Whether penned by famous authors, witty comedians, or passionate brewers, these quotes encapsulate the essence of what makes beer so special. So, whether you’re seeking inspiration for your next toast, looking to add a touch of flair to your home bar decor, or simply want to revel in the wisdom and humor inspired by this frothy libation, you’ve come to the right place. Cheers to the beauty of beer, and may these quotes enhance your appreciation for its magic. Without further ado, let the words flow like a well-poured pint, inspiring and uplifting all who partake.
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer. Anne Sexton
Rugby is great. The players don’t wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that. Joe Theismann
I’ve been hitting up Hooters since 1983, and I can assure you nothin’ says football season is here quite like watching the game on wall-to-wall flat screen TVs with the smell of Hooters world-famous chicken wings in the air and an ice-cold beer in your hand, served up with one-and-only Hooters hospitality, of course. Jon Gruden
I like to sit in front of the fire at night, sip a beer and think. Ken Berry
You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish. Grant Wood
There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong. Ron White
If someone sees me with what looks like a beer, it’s always zero per cent. Steve Lukather
I don’t have a designated cheat day, I feel like you can get so dogmatic about that kind of stuff. I have kind of an Anthony Bourdain approach; enjoy it while it’s there. Eat the hamburger, drink the beer. Jacob Elordi
The opposition has always opposed the Universal Child Care Benefit, from the time the Liberals said parents would just spend it on beer and popcorn. Pierre Poilievre
I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand. Charles Bronson
I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy. Emo Philips
I don’t think I’m a bigot or a racist. But I have a truck, a Blazer. I drink beer. There are some women I do hate. Lewis Grizzard
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry
If in 1989 I said, ‘I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,’ they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station. Adam Carolla
My idea of working out is drinking whiskey – instead of beer. Travis Fimmel
I wasn’t really an alcoholic, but I was losing control. I still go for a beer, but I drink a lot less. John Denver
I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror. Sid Vicious
On a film, you work with somebody for four months and it’s wonderful, but commercials it’s like catching up with someone for a beer except you happen to shoot something at the same time. Greig Fraser
Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that’s a tough call. That’s rebellion. Alice Cooper
One of the most bitter complaints of craft brewers is that big beer wins consumers by introducing beers whose names resemble the names of actual independent beers. After New Belgium came out with a popular beer called Sunshine Wheat, MillerCoors, through its Leinenkugel brand, came out with a beer called Sunset Wheat. Elizabeth Flock
Bruges is a beautiful medieval city almost untouched by time. If you like jazz, you will be well catered for. If you like chocolate and beer, you will be in heaven. James Frain
At my house, I have a wine and beer fridge. It’s got everything. The beer is at 38 degrees, and the wine is at 50 degrees. We take it seriously, but I’m actually not that big of a drinker. Molly Qerim
I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco. Babe Ruth
I know people say that we are a load of beer drinkers but we are far more professional these days. These critics should come and have a go at playing darts if they think it is so easy. Adrian Lewis
If I went on vacation, I’d rather go camping than stay in some four-star hotel… My friends treat me the same at home. They just want to sit down with you and have a beer. Travis Fimmel
If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they’re full. Dave Mustaine
The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it – they’re the ones falling down the most. Jay Leno
I just want to tailgate, drink beer, and hang out in the middle of nowhere in a pick-up truck. That’s my ideal date. Ronda Rousey
There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea. Gary Snyder
The question for me was, could TV actually teach? I knew it could, because I knew 3-year-olds who sang beer commercials! Joan Ganz Cooney
In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy summer. That’s when I started to be interested in girls. Ed O’Neill
There is no such thing as a bad beer. It’s that some taste better than others. Billy Carter
They who drink beer will think beer. Washington Irving
The old man sold beer after hours on weekends. And that was something that he probably did to top up his earnings as a truck driver. Mum was the traditional housewife. Loving, caring, sharing – always the keynotes of the family. Lindsay Fox
He was a wise man who invented beer. Unknown
I like beer. Brett Kavanaugh
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars – that’s heaven here on earth. Bernie Mac
I do like beer, but lately I’ve started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don’t get the alcohol, so that’s a good alternative also. Mike Ditka
Well, as I understand it, the main supporters are beer companies and the pharmaceutical companies. I’d like them to show me the dead bodies from marijuana. But they can’t because there aren’t any. Jack Herer
I sat backstage and had a beer with Richard Chamberlain, Paul Newman, and Princess Grace. Christopher Atkins
I’m a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch, but I don’t get it. It smells like a girl who didn’t shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on. Mads Mikkelsen
In my opinion, most of the great men of the past were only there for the beer – the wealth, prestige and grandeur that went with the power. A. J. P. Taylor
I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straighten out the rest of the world. Bill Lee
All my friends were in college when I was making ‘Superbad.’ We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza. It wasn’t like I was going to nice restaurants or anything like that, and I lived like a frat guy. Eventually it was time to grow up, be healthy and be responsible. You can’t live like a kid forever, you know? Jonah Hill
I remember my father making many things. Once we made a shed, and a man in the village came along to help. After a couple of glasses of beer, he said, ‘Give me a tape measure and I’ll make it by eye,’ and the result was so beautiful. David Linley
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. Henry Lawson
I love quality drinks – a really good beer, or a great wine. Mick Hucknall
I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven’t had a drink now in 12 years. Samuel L. Jackson
I still like to think I have a pretty good laugh with the other guys in the dressing room and still enjoy a beer and the odd night out. Joe Root
Any time I’m at a bar, I’m hoping somebody asks me about the offside rule. Give me four bottles of beer and one bottle of ketchup and I’m going to explain this to you so well because I love explaining soccer. Brendan Hunt
Any group that intends to sell laboratory meat will need to build bioreactors – factories that can grow cells under pristine conditions. Bioreactors aren’t new; beer and yeast are made using similar methods. Michael Specter
Life isn’t all beer and skittles, but beer and skittles, or something better of the same sort, must form a good part of every Englishman’s education. Thomas Hughes
It’s always strange being a kid on the set, because you’re treated like an equal when you’re working. But then when you break, the other actors go back to their trailers to take naps and drink beer, and I have to, like, go do school. Natalie Portman
Shyheim, I took him on the road with me on the Budweiser Superfest. He was like 15 years old, too young to be on a tour sponsored by a beer company. Big Daddy Kane
I busted out of the place in a hurry and went to a saloon and drank beer and said that for the rest of my life I’d never take a job in a place where you couldn’t throw cigarette butts on the floor. I was hooked on this writing for newspapers and magazines. Jimmy Breslin
Gasman’ was something I wrote on a beer mat in a pub. Lynne Ramsay
I’m gaining weight the right way: I’m drinking beer. Johnny Damon
I’m not an alcohol drinker. Instead of the real beer, I just go with root beer. Tony Finau
I like whiskey and I like vodka, too. And beer. Morgan Wallen
I just did an interview where I was asked whether I drink beer or whisky, and I was sad to reveal that I’m pounding spring water. Brad Delson
I’ve done stuff with Bud Light, but do I want to take on a beer sponsor knowing most of my community is younger kids who can’t drink? There are still a lot of people over 21 who watch. You’re never going to hit your exact target audience. Ninja
Banks’ beer. There’s nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice. Ronald Biggs
I’m a firm believer, and some people may disagree, and I’m happy to have a beer with them and talk about it, but I believe that locations are such an integral character to the movie. Greig Fraser
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. Arnold Schwarzenegger
First and foremost, I love beer, and if there’s one job that’s more fun than being on TV or being a firefighter, it’s gotta be making beer. Brian Quinn
For drink, there was beer which was very strong when not mingled with water, but was agreeable to those who were used to it. They drank this with a reed, out of the vessel that held the beer, upon which they saw the barley swim. Xenophon
I have a beer belly. Christy Turlington
There are a lot of carbs in beer. Steve Smith
I’m an old-fashioned guy… I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something. Johnny Depp
I doing casual labor by the day. They wouldn’t pay you until the next morning. There was a bar that would cash your check if you bought a beer first. A lot of guys never left until they’d drunk up all their money. Fred Ward
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. Kaiser Wilhelm
You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. Frank Zappa
What I like about playing America is you can be pretty sure you’re not going to get hit with a full can of beer when you’re singing and I really enjoy that! Joe Strummer
I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it’s OK. I can say whatever I want. It’s a great job to have. Rodney Carrington
There’s something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that. Sandra Bullock
Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs. Dwight D. Eisenhower
Yes, sir. I’m a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer. Billy Carter
Mind you, I’ve always been musical… Mother used to sit me on her knee and I’d whisper, ‘Mummy, Mummy, sing me a lullaby do,’ and she’d say: ‘Certainly my angel, my wee bundle of happiness, hold my beer while I fetch me banjo.’ Les Dawson
Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world. Jack Nicholson
My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a drunk in a choir. I don’t drink anymore. Eric Burdon
In a family business, you grow up with close contact to the business, whatever it is, and the beer business is certainly a very social type of business. Carlos Alvarez
Is it in the best interest of baseball to sell beer in the ninth inning? Probably not. The rule has got to be more clearly defined. And then some process should be set up where the judge is not also the appeals judge. George Steinbrenner
On the tour we get a case of beer on the bus every day from Ozzfest. Zakk Wylde
We’ve had drive-by shootings. I’ve been spat on, slapped, shot at. One guy tried to stab me with a broken beer bottle. But the way we look at it, if people do the worst they can, we’ll still wake up in glory. Troy Perry
I have respect for beer. Russell Crowe
No, I never drink beer. I’ve never had a pint of lager in my life. John Barnes
I had this beer brewed just for me. I think its the best I ever tasted. And I’ve tasted a lot. I think you’ll like it too. Billy Carter
I have quit chewing tobacco and don’t touch any lager beer, and I don’t speak to the girls at all. I am getting to be a perfect hermit; my fiddle, my dog, and my gun I almost worship. Wild Bill Hickok
I was in the Army in the 1960s. I didn’t go to Vietnam. I went to Germany, where I drank beer. But I did have an empathy with the soldiers in Vietnam. John Prine
I dropped out of school to play poker, and at 21, I moved from Toronto to try my luck as a pro in Vegas. I ate the typical meat-heavy diet of most poker players in the ’90s: burgers and steak, along with French fries, mash, and a bucket-load of wine, beer, and vodka. There was nothing fresh in my diet, and I felt terrible. Daniel Negreanu
Sitting on a plastic chair at night listening to the sea lapping below while sipping a cold beer is about as good as life gets. Sandi Toksvig
Whiskey’s to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer. Tom T. Hall
I’ve been brewing my own beer with this ex-army bloke. Bob Mortimer
I’ve never been drunk. I’ve never even had a beer. Davey Havok
Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it’s hard to stop drinking beer. Billy Carter
I know I have eaten more good food, drunk more beer and fine wine, had more friends, and seen more of the world than most men ever will. Andre The Giant
I definitely feel closer to the feminine side of the human being than I do the male – or the American idea of what a male is supposed to be. Just watch a beer commercial and you’ll see what I mean. Kurt Cobain
I remember when I was a kid rugby players were some big guys that drunk a lot of beer but now they have proper training programs and diets and all that. And the pioneers of all that is bodybuilding. Dorian Yates
Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into. Don Marquis
I’m a big sucker for chocolate, and I love beer, but I can’t drink it because it goes straight to my face like the Michelin Man. Luke Hemsworth
