Welcome to our collection of bed quotes, where we explore the many facets of rest, relaxation, and the sanctuary that is our bed. Beds symbolize more than just a piece of furniture; they represent comfort, security, and the beginning and end of each day. From cozy mornings spent under the covers to the tranquil moments of drifting off to sleep, our beds hold a special place in our lives.
Throughout history, beds have been a subject of fascination and inspiration for poets, writers, and thinkers alike. They serve as both a physical refuge and a metaphorical haven for our dreams and aspirations. Whether it’s the feeling of sinking into freshly laundered sheets or the warmth of a loved one beside us, the significance of the bed in our lives cannot be overstated. Join us as we delve into the wisdom, humor, and introspection offered by quotes about beds, inviting you to reflect on the role this humble yet essential piece of furniture plays in our daily lives. Below, you’ll find an assortment of quotes that capture the essence of what it means to find solace, peace, and perhaps even a bit of mischief in the comfort of our beds.
Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed. Geoffrey Chaucer
The temptation to take the easy road is always there. It is as easy as staying in bed in the morning and sleeping in. But discipline is paramount to ultimate success and victory for any leader and any team. Jocko Willink
Evil is unspectacular and always human, and shares our bed and eats at our own table. W. H. Auden
What is faithfulness, anyway? Can you be unfaithful to your own feelings and faithful to someone else? Is it faithful to lie in bed night after night with someone you love but no longer desire while ardently dreaming of someone else? Mary Gaitskill
Luxury lives in the finer details. It’s a cloth napkin at a dinner table. It’s a mint on your pillow before bed. Iggy Azalea
Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight. William Congreve
Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope. Edith Wharton
Generally I get up at around 7. But oftentimes, I’ll be lolling in bed a little bit earlier – sometimes as early as 5:45 – filing in my mind all the things I have to get done. Which is, of course, totally unproductive. Mo Rocca
I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if there was a zombie attack. Simon Pegg
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. Benjamin Franklin
Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn’t matter to me. Going to bed at night saying we’ve done something wonderful, that’s what matters to me. Steve Jobs
Don’t take tomorrow to bed with you. Norman Vincent Peale
Sleep is all about recovering. So if you’re not sleeping, you’re not recovering. And if you’re going to break your body down a lot, you better find ways to build it back up. And the only way to do that is get a lot of sleep. So for me, I go to bed at like 8:30, 9:00. As soon as I put my kids to bed. Because I’m up at 5:30 the next day. Tom Brady
I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, ‘Get off me, you two!’ Emo Philips
When I was little, I used to spend a lot of time making up stories when I was put to bed. Jane Hawking
Fear can be good when you’re walking past an alley at night or when you need to check the locks on your doors before you go to bed, but it’s not good when you have a goal and you’re fearful of obstacles. We often get trapped by our fears, but anyone who has had success has failed before. Queen Latifah
It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. Zig Ziglar
I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there’s a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment. Raul Julia
To cure a batting slump, I took my bat to bed with me. I wanted to know my bat a little better. Richie Ashburn
This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed with a desire to change his bed. Charles Baudelaire
They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed. Bill Maher
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late. Ogden Nash
We rise with the lark and go to bed with the lamb. Nicholas Breton
I don’t mind being pale. In high school, it seemed like everybody cared about being tan all year round, but I haven’t really thought about it since then. I don’t go to a tanning bed, and I get bored when I lay out. I put sunscreen on when I’m in the sun, and sometimes I get tan, but I don’t really think about it very much. Taylor Swift
Thank God I have the seeing eye, that is to say, as I lie in bed I can walk step by step on the fells and rough land seeing every stone and flower and patch of bog and cotton pass where my old legs will never take me again. Beatrix Potter
People speak of the fear of the blank canvas as though it is a temporary hesitation, a trembling moment of self-doubt. For me it was more like being abducted from my bed by a clown, thrust into a circus arena with a wicker chair, and told to tame a pissed-off lion in front of an expectant crowd. Hannah Kent
In bed my real love has always been the sleep that rescued me by allowing me to dream. Luigi Pirandello
Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise. Laurence J. Peter
I don’t like going out. I hate clubs. I hate being around too many people. I love my home and staying in bed and watching ‘Dancing With the Stars’ or reading a Danielle Steel novel. Britney Spears
I like the story about Henry David Thoreau, who, when he was on his death bed, his family sent for a minister. The minister said, ‘Henry, have you made your peace with God?’ Thoreau said, ‘I didn’t know we’d quarreled.’ Stewart Udall
Sometimes I wish my first word was ‘quote,’ so that on my death bed, my last words could be ‘end quote.’ Steven Wright
Life is a corrupting process from the time a child learns to play his mother off against his father in the politics of when to go to bed; he who fears corruption fears life. Saul Alinsky
One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything everynight before you go to bed. Bernard Baruch
I did not find living alone difficult. In fact, it was such a liberating feeling because simple things like ironing my clothes, doing laundry, making my bed made me feel independent and gave me the sense of accomplishment that I can do it myself. Athiya Shetty
More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed. Rainer Maria Rilke
One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams. E. V. Lucas
With me it is exceptionally true that the Presidency is no bed of roses. James K. Polk
When I’m lying in my bed I think about life and I think about death and neither one particularly appeals to me. Morrissey
As I lay so sick on my bed, from Christmas till March, I was always praying for poor ole master. ‘Pears like I didn’t do nothing but pray for ole master. ‘Oh, Lord, convert ole master;’ ‘Oh, dear Lord, change dat man’s heart, and make him a Christian.’ Harriet Tubman
I have lived and slept in the same bed with English countesses and Prussian farm women… no woman has excited passions among women more than I have. Florence Nightingale
When I’m alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument. Zsa Zsa Gabor
I think life is full of challenges and problems. I don’t believe that anyone is perfect. We all make mistakes. It’s not a bed of roses, and you have to work real hard at it. Nigel Mansell
You will not be carried to Heaven lying at ease upon a feather bed. Samuel Rutherford
All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in the morning. Henry David Thoreau
I’m lying in my bed, blanket is warm, this body will never keep me safe from harm. I still feel your hair, black ribbons of coal. Touch my skin to keep me whole. If only you’d come back to me. To feel you at my side, wouldn’t need no Mojo Pin to keep me satisfied. Jeff Buckley
On the soft bed of luxury many kingdoms have expired. Andrew Young
Every day begins with an act of courage and hope: getting out of bed. Mason Cooley
The psychoanalysis of neurotics has taught us to recognize the intimate connection between wetting the bed and the character trait of ambition. Sigmund Freud
The tool that’s most associated with the recent progress against malaria is the long-lasting bed net. Bed nets are a fantastic innovation. But we can do even better. We can invent new ways to control the mosquitoes that carry the malaria parasite. Bill Gates
I’ll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not for you, fifty thousand dollars, or two-hundred and fifty thousand dollars will I give up women. They’re too much fun. Babe Ruth
The idea is to go to bed every night with fewer enemies than you had in the morning. David Petraeus
When I was in my early forties, I slept with a loaded gun under my bed. I’d become severely depressed in my thirties, and for almost a decade I spiraled down into paranoia, rage, self-loathing, and thoughts of suicide. Byron Katie
The only way I can lose is if I’m caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy. Edwin Edwards
Every morning, I crawl out of bed. I sit there and think, ‘Do I really need this?’ And I drag myself to the gym in my garage. It’s not fun. I hate it. I work out alone. Weights. Sylvester Stallone
Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together. Ray Bradbury
I never looked at basketball as work. I always enjoyed it as my hobby. I loved it. Once that love is gone, and I’m tired of working out every day and doing all the stuff to get me ready for games, and I’m tired of lifting and conditioning and doing all that other stuff around it, and I’d rather stay in bed, then it’s time to go. Dirk Nowitzki
The first fall of snow is not only an event, it is a magical event. You go to bed in one kind of a world and wake up in another quite different, and if this is not enchantment then where is it to be found? J. B. Priestley
I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing the fruit, getting my car washed, taking walks. Barack Obama
Love is not always bed of roses. When its unfulfilled, it causes immense pain and anger. Ankit Tiwari
I am not young but I feel young. The day I feel old, I will go to bed and stay there. J’aime la vie! I feel that to live is a wonderful thing. Coco Chanel
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. Groucho Marx
If it weren’t for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. Carl Perkins
You’ve got to get up every morning with determination if you’re going to go to bed with satisfaction. George Horace Lorimer
What’s money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. Bob Dylan
Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead. James Thurber
I go to bed angry every night, and I get up angrier every morning. Harlan Ellison
The guerrilla fighters should be required to go to bed and get up at fixed hours. Games that have no social function and that hurt the morale of the troops and the consumption of alcoholic drinks should both be prohibited. Che Guevara
There are two kinds of women, those who want power in the world and those who want power in bed. Jackie Kennedy
My bed isn’t made, I’m tired, I haven’t slept well for two weeks. I haven’t been laid in a month. I don’t have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest. Layne Staley
Always wear cute pyjamas to bed, you’ll never know who u will meet in your dreams. Joel Madden
You don’t appreciate life until you get to the other side. Like lying in a hospital bed. Fabrice Muamba
Why can’t you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It’s very charming. It’s very sweet. It’s what the whole world should do. Michael Jackson
I spend a lot of time in bed when I’m off. But if I’m feeling adventurous, I’ll go to a gallery. Dua Lipa
You can lay in bed and think you don’t stand a chance, that’s what all of us thought, and here we are. We ended up doing all right. Louis Tomlinson
The older you get, the more fragile you understand life to be. I think that’s good motivation for getting out of bed joyfully each day. Julia Roberts
I protest that if some great Power would agree to make me always think what is true and do what is right, on condition of being turned into a sort of clock and would up every morning before I got out of bed, I should instantly close with the offer. Thomas Huxley
Your best T-shirt should be like your bed; it just feels like you are home when you are in it. Ashton Kutcher
If you want to feel happier, start by incorporating a small dose of gratitude into your daily habit, whether it is on your commute, during a break, at a meal, or before you go to bed – it all adds up and can be very valuable to your health and well-being. You can also use it to inspire others. Joshua Rosenthal
You cry and you scream and you stomp your feet and you shout. You say, ‘You know what? I’m giving up, I don’t care.’ And then you go to bed and you wake up and it’s a brand new day, and you pick yourself back up again. Nicole Scherzinger
Memories have huge staying power, but like dreams, they thrive in the dark, surviving for decades in the deep waters of our minds like shipwrecks on the sea bed. J. G. Ballard
When I was a kid, I used to imagine animals running under my bed. I told my dad, and he solved the problem quickly. He cut the legs off the bed. Lou Brock
Never get out of bed before noon. Charles Bukowski
Nothing makes you feel better than when you get into a hotel bed, and the sheets feel so good. Why shouldn’t you wake up like that every day? Spend money on your mattress and bedding because these things make a difference on your sleep and, ultimately, your happiness. Bobby Berk
Nobody’s life is a bed of roses. We all have crosses to bear, and we all just do our best. I would never claim to have the worst situation. There are many widows, and many people dying of AIDS, many people killed in Lebanon, people starving all over the planet. So we have to count our lucky stars. Yoko Ono
To simply wake up every morning a better person than when I went to bed. Sidney Poitier
The moment the alarm goes off is the first test; it sets the tone for the rest of the day. The test is not a complex one: when the alarm goes off, do you get up out of bed, or do you lie there in comfort and fall back to sleep? If you have the discipline to get out of bed, you win – you pass the test. Jocko Willink
I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall. Eleanor Roosevelt
Every night when I go to bed, I hope that I may never wake again, and every morning renews my grief. Franz Schubert
Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything. Paris Hilton
What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course. Marilyn Monroe
My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog. Anne Lamott
As I grow older and older, And totter toward the tomb, I find that I care less and less, Who goes to bed with whom. Dorothy L. Sayers
An orange on the table, your dress on the rug, and you in my bed, sweet present of the present, cool of night, warmth of my life. Jacques Prevert
Chilling out on the bed in your hotel room watching television, while wearing your own pajamas, is sometimes the best part of a vacation. Laura Marano
When my marriage broke up… I had just put on 45 pounds for my ‘Shall We Dance?’ character. I had to eat 10,000 calories a day just to put on weight while training with Tony Dovolani. I basically stayed in bed for a six-month rotation of depression naps. Dance helped me lose the weight. Lisa Ann Walter
I sleep seven hours. If I go to bed at two, I wake up at nine. If I go to bed at midnight, I wake up at seven. I don’t wake up before – the house can fall apart, but I sleep for seven hours. Karl Lagerfeld
My diet is mostly chicken and fish. I make sure I get a lot of vegetables, a lot of fruit. I am a big fruit man, I am a vegetable man anyway. And I also get a lot of rest. That’s the key I may be up early, but I’m in bed early too. Magic Johnson
I like feet. I definitely have a fetish. I love to see a man’s bare foot, but its got to be taken care of. If they’re not well manicured, you’ve got to wonder what the rest of him is like. I don’t want to get in bed with somebody and feel his gnarly feet. Brooke Burke
If you think you’re too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito. Anita Roddick
Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda… and woke up with me. Rita Hayworth
