Welcome to our collection of insightful and inspiring quotes about bank accounts. In a world where financial stability and management are paramount, the words of wisdom from various sources can offer guidance, motivation, and sometimes even a dose of humor. Whether you’re striving for wealth accumulation, aiming for financial independence, or simply contemplating the role of money in our lives, these quotes provide valuable perspectives that resonate with individuals from all walks of life.
Bank accounts serve as the cornerstone of personal finance, embodying our efforts to save, invest, and secure our future. From renowned economists to celebrated authors, from successful entrepreneurs to everyday savers, each quote encapsulates unique insights into the significance of bank accounts in our modern society. As you peruse through the following quotes, consider how they align with your own beliefs and experiences regarding money management and the pursuit of financial well-being. So without further ado, delve into the wisdom and wit encapsulated in these bank account quotes below.
I’m not a very good financing person. I don’t even know how much money I have in my bank account. I never have opened one single envelope from the bank – they freak me out. Marjane Satrapi
There comes a point where it doesn’t matter how many zeroes are at the end of your bank account. Chris Martin
You never ask a Maasai warrior how many cattle he has; it’s like asking someone how much money they’ve got in their bank account. Brooke Baldwin
I’m laughing because I know the secret of life. And the secret of life is that I have validated my existence. I know that I am worth more than my house, my bank account, or any physical thing. Carlos Santana
It doesn’t really matter how much you’ve got saved up in your bank account. If someone offers you ?10 million to play football for a year in a beautiful part of the world, who would turn that down? Jermaine Jenas
I love a hotel that offers Wi-Fi Internet access, especially if it’s free. But I never access sensitive information, like my bank account or an online shopping site that stores my credit card information, on a public Wi-Fi connection. Jean Chatzky
Life is a story. You and I are telling stories; they may suck, but we are telling stories. And we tell stories about the things that we want. So you go through your bank account, and those are things you have told stories about. Donald Miller
Only fighting once a year, that’s not good on the bank account. Jeremy Stephens
If you spend your life competing with business men, what do you have? A bank account and ulcers! Marilyn Monroe
Modi has always been very particular about law and order. He believes in fairness and justice, and encouraged us to simply work as per law without fear or favour. His ability to think big and implement it on the ground is exemplary. He had a vision of a bank account for every household. Amit Shah
Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion. Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Always protect yourself. Every woman, no matter what her age, romantic or marital status, should have a bank account in her own name. Sarah Ban Breathnach
Privacy is a vast subject. Also, remember that privacy and convenience is always a trade-off. When you open a bank account and want to borrow some money, and you want to get a very cheap loan, you’ll share all details of your assets because you want them to give you a low interest rate. Nandan Nilekani
Whether you’re dealing with a recent breakup, a fallout with family, or a failed business venture, be aware that your emotions could affect your spending habits. Uncomfortable emotions can increase the chances that you’ll behave recklessly, which may have a negative impact on your bank account. Amy Morin
In fact, I had a series of offers which would have brought me a lot of money to make films and package TV programs. There were people who said to me, we’ll put a million dollars in your bank account tomorrow, which is a hard thing to turn down. Roone Arledge
If there’s not enough money in the bank account, you don’t spend it. Charles Schwab
Gay, straight, whatever – none of that actually matters when you’re fighting someone. Not what you have in your bank account, what you drive, what sex you are, none of it. I think that’s the message the UFC has been trying to push. Forrest Griffin
When I was studying at the Neighborhood Playhouse, I would overdraft my bank account and not have enough money to buy groceries. But I also discovered how to cook with very limited resources. Antoni Porowski
As long as my bank account keeps going up, my mom’s good, my friends are good, I don’t care what nobody has to say. Nav
Save money; never rely on other people to lend you money. We call it having ‘walking the streets’ money – money in your back pocket or bank account that belongs to you. Theo Paphitis
It doesn’t matter if you have one billion rupees in your bank account or one rupee. This is one life you get, and you’d rather spend it enjoying whatever you have, rather than thinking, ‘Oh, I should have scored seven more runs, or I should get more money.’ Virender Sehwag
If a person lies to you about what’s in their bank account, they’ll lie to you about other things as well. Christie Brinkley
You look at your bank account, and you see the currency of love and happiness is more important than the currency of money. Richie Sambora
Everyone wants the biggest car, the biggest bank account, the biggest house. I don’t want any part of that. Julian Nagelsmann
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. Irwin Corey
Aging is an inevitable process. I surely wouldn’t want to grow younger. The older you become, the more you know; your bank account of knowledge is much richer. William Holden
The amount of money currently in your bank account is a fact. The amount you spend today is a choice. And the way you reconcile both is through clarity. Sarah Ban Breathnach
The U.S. can use its control over the dollar and the global financial system to shut down any bank or bank account in the world. It can use its control over Apple and Google to remove apps from the App Store and Google Play. Pavel Durov
You know, you cut taxes for the rich sometimes and it sits in a bank account. You cut taxes for the middle class, they will spend the money. Andrew Cuomo
I want to have a bank account that represents me being a pro athlete. Aljamain Sterling
Success is not how many zeroes your bank account has. It’s about making the most of the life you have. Suze Orman
There was a time in L.A. when I drove to 7-Eleven to go grocery shopping, and I locked my keys in my car, which wasn’t insured. My wallet was in there, and I couldn’t call AAA, because I only had $7 in my bank account. It was one of those moments where I was like, ‘O.K., I literally have nothing right now.’ Whitney Cummings
I came to the United States by myself when I was 16 years old. My parents had about $5,000 in their bank account, and they used it all to send me here because they truly believed that this country was where I was going to get the best education and have the best opportunities. Pramila Jayapal
I don’t have a bank account because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name. Paula Poundstone
Think of Bitcoin as a bank account in the cloud, and it’s completely decentralized: not the Swiss government, not the American government. It’s all the participants in the network enforcing. Naval Ravikant
You may be basing a portion of your self-worth on your bank account without even realizing it. Try to pinpoint the activities and qualities that, free of charge, fulfill you. Jean Chatzky
I have money in my bank account. I have my own apartment. I have friends. I still go through and experience depression. You don’t have to be ashamed of it. Lili Reinhart
My parents opened a bank account for me when I was really little, and I think I paid for some of my university education with my savings. I’ve always been a bit of a saver. Rachel McAdams
At the end of your life, it’s friendships, emotions and thoughts that you take with you, rather than what’s in your bank account. So, even though people don’t have a lot here, they are a lot richer in many ways and we can learn from that. Sebastian Vettel
The Sookie Stackhouse novels were selling well before the TV show, but the TV show led to a lot more exposure and readers. And a lot went on to read my other work. It was a wonderful thing for my bank account. Charlaine Harris
I was writing full time after quitting a job as a high school English teacher, and I hadn’t been able to sell anything, and my bank account was down to zero, and all of my friends were like ‘What are you doing in the basement, when are you going to get a real job?’, and my parents thought I’d completely lost it. Matthew Quick
I had no idea of the size of my bank account as a teen, and I didn’t care to know. That was my mom’s job, I figured that I would just find out when I turned 18. If you can’t trust your mom, then who can you trust? Anna Chlumsky
The real metric of success isn’t the size of your bank account. It’s the number of lives in whom you might be able to make a positive difference. Naveen Jain
I have dealings with a pension firm, an insurance company and a bank, and every day one of these institutions tries to worry me into buying something else. The bank wants to sell me a pension, the pension company wants to sell me insurance for my pension and the insurance company wants to insure my bank account. Harry Enfield
When I was very young in London, I had a bank account, which didn’t have a great deal in it. I should think at least every three months the bank manager would call me up and threaten to strangle me because I had no money, and I was writing checks. Peter Mayle
My mother opened a bank account for me when I made $60 on my first day of work as an extra. She’s that kind of mother. Laura Dern
I actually love Twitter and Instagram. I do think it’s so strange to think that 20 years ago, people would never have known personal stuff about musicians and actors, but I like it. As long as I don’t obsessively overshare, it’s OK. And when I do overshare, it’s just, like, me saying, ‘I’ve got $7 in my bank account!’ Lorde
If you get to my age in life and nobody thinks well of you, I don’t care how big your bank account is, your life is a disaster. Warren Buffett
In your 20s, you’re checking your bank account to make sure you’re not broke. In your 30s, you’re looking at yourself and realizing you’re broken. Paul Rust
To believe that your husband, wife, parents, kids, boss, job, bank account, or body is even partly responsible for your emotions, to think that there are bullets ‘out there’ that you have to contend with, that there are stressful life events to overcome, is to miss something vital. Andrew J. Bernstein
No man can add one dollar to his bank account by worrying. Vash Young
I did a little soul searching to explore where I had gone wrong, why I made the decisions I did, how my definitions of success and ambition were off. I love a great new pair of shoes – I love to look at my bank account and see zeroes – but what is it attached to? Molly Bloom
I trust online banking. You know why? Because if somebody hacks into my account and defrauds my credit card company, or my online bank account, guess who takes the loss? The bank, not me. Kevin Mitnick
An ordinary person who wants to invest in the stock market or a mutual fund, or simply open a saving bank account, is bombarded by ever increasing compliance regulations under the pretext of automation, efficiency, better governance or prevention of money laundering. Sucheta Dalal
If I was a gold-digger, I would have a lot of money in my bank account. I’d be worth millions and millions. Heather Mills
When I was opening my first bank account, the person at the counter thought I was a girl. Craig Revel Horwood
Money doesn’t mean anything to me. I’ve made a lot of money, but I want to enjoy life and not stress myself building my bank account. I give lots away and live simply, mostly out of a suitcase in hotels. We all know that good health is much more important. Keanu Reeves
Money is just a low priority for me. I’m more interested in good work than a big bank account. John Lithgow
I remember sitting on the back of the bus on the first day of the Social Experiment tour with my face in my hands. I emptied out my bank account, and before I did that tour, that was the number one thing I said I’d never do. I’ll never empty out my savings. Chance The Rapper
There is no doubt that the Internet brims with spamming, scamming and identity fraud. Having someone wipe out your hard drive or bank account has never been easier, and the tools for committing electronic mischief on your enemies are cheap and widely accessible. Evgeny Morozov
Before ‘Power,’ I got down to $86 in my bank account. I don’t know if I feel successful as much as I feel relieved because for the first time in my life I’m not scared about how I’m going to pay my rent, and I can start to put money away. Lela Loren
I’m winning even if I have zero pence in my bank account, because my mind’s free. Skepta
I was brought up poor, but I’ve earned every cent in my bank account. Matt Hardy
Weak passwords are a crook’s best friend. Make yours long and complex, and change them often – not just on your bank account but on your email and social media, too. Jean Chatzky
Social security, bank account, and credit card numbers aren’t just data. In the wrong hands they can wipe out someone’s life savings, wreck their credit and cause financial ruin. Melissa Bean
Top doctors, I have come to believe, are as big a menace to your health as top money managers are to your bank account. They are almost never available to talk to. Tina Brown
I feel my personality is richer than my bank account. So if I meet a girl, maybe first she just likes me because I’m rich. But then she’s gonna get to know me and say, ‘Screw the money.’ will.i.am
Cash flow is a problem for a small and developing company, and the lack of it is the reason why many small businesses fail. Ensure that you have enough money in your bank account to make you able to carry out daily basic needs for your business. Fabrizio Moreira
Being fashionable does not mean you have to drain your bank account. Brad Goreski
If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account. Al Goldstein
Why do I have an issue with banks? They have their greedy fingers in everyone’s money. No other industry has the power to deduct a bill or fees directly from your own bank account without so much as a notice. Jonathan Raymond
Most people who are poor have their money in a bank account that earns negligible interest. With the rapid inflation that we have because of rampant government spending, the people are losing purchasing power – they’re actually becoming poorer. Francis X. Suarez
I’m letting no man handle my bank account. Hattie McDaniel
I wasn’t ever interested in marrying someone else’s career or bank account. Kathie Lee Gifford
Nobody knows this, but the first actual purchase, after I signed my deal and called my bank account and heard how much money was in there – ’cause I was so broke and hungry – was Taco Bell. Logic
We’re building the ultimate experience for fun, flexibility, and empowerment where you can rent a car, fill it with discounted gas, meet new people, stop for a Starbucks coffee, and have your earnings deposited into your bank account all in the same day. Logan Green
Before the 1970s, banks were banks. They did what banks were supposed to do in a state capitalist economy: they took unused funds from your bank account, for example, and transferred them to some potentially useful purpose like helping a family buy a home or send a kid to college. Noam Chomsky
My go-to app is the TD bank app because I’m constantly checking my bank account. That’s what happens when you put all of your money in your savings and leave none in your checking. Anthony Ramos
All insulation takes energy to make it, but that is not a reason not to invest in it. The savings, for both the planet and the bank account, can be impressive. Dick Strawbridge
When women are trying to keep a man, just make sure it’s a man that you want to keep. You know, he might be cute and drives this type of vehicle and has a nice little bank account, but is he really somebody that you would want? Remy Ma
I never check my bank account. I know that sounds crazy. But I don’t know how much is in there. I never know how much is in there. I have an idea – I have a bottom line – but I never look because I always make believe there’s never anything in there. Trixie Mattel
I’ve never had a bank account in Switzerland since 1984. Why would the Swiss do this to me? Maybe the Swiss are trying to divert attention from the Holocaust gold scandal. Benazir Bhutto
By the time I was 25 or 26, I would have earned a million, but if you looked in the bank account, it’s not there because I’ve spent it. That’s what it’s there for. I don’t want to be the richest bloke in the graveyard. Look at Elvis. Eric Bristow
Just because my bank account hasn’t swelled astronomically I don’t consider myself any less of a success. Lydia Lunch
If you ask around, it’s pretty easy to find someone who has a bank account overdraft horror story to tell. Carolyn Maloney
My wife and I made a pact a long time ago we really don’t give gifts on holidays. We figure if it’s coming from the same bank account, why not take each other out for the day shopping or whatever. Tom Herman
During the early days of HootSuite, when social media was still seen as a fad, I made the decision to treat our funding as if it were my personal bank account. That’s not to say I blew it on fast cars and fancy dinners. Exactly the opposite. Ryan Holmes
When you understand that making, saving, and spending money is all based on the thoughts you’re thinking and the actions that these thoughts lead to, you can completely transform your reality – and your bank account. Jen Sincero
When you go into the studio, you have to know what you’re going in there for. I went into the studio because I had a voice and I wanted to change things, and I don’t necessarily mean my bank account. The money is almost a B factor, a side product. Goldie
I’ve always been very business-oriented, ever since I was, like, eight years old and I opened my first bank account. Jordyn Woods
There were so many times that, as waitresses, you look at your bank account and you literally have 100 bucks, and you’re thinking, ‘How am I going to pay my utility bill, my rent?’ but at the same time thinking, ‘How am I going to accomplish my dreams?’ Brie Bella
I have seen extreme lows because of factors that were not in my hands – be it not having money to buy my first bike, dropping out of a prestigious engineering college without having a single rupee in my bank account, living with seven boys in a single-room kitchen in Mumbai, or eating nothing but khichdi every day. But I cherish all those moments. Sushant Singh Rajput
My bank account has let me know that I’m a homeowner. Trust me. Michael Ealy
Once I taught him how to operate an online bank account, my father began handling transactions for my foundation-related activities. Pranitha Subhash
When I booked ‘This Is Us,’ I had 81 cents in my bank account. Chrissy Metz
Vegetables deplete soil. They’re extractive. If soil has a bank account, vegetables make the largest withdrawals. Dan Barber
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. Bethenny Frankel
I wasn’t booking jobs. I think I had – I don’t know, $400 or $800 left in my bank account – and ‘Euphoria’ was my last audition before I went home for a little while to make some money and recuperate. Jacob Elordi
I look at my bank account every day. I constantly think about what is going in and out, and I will always try to save money on something if I can. Steph McGovern
If your environment keeps draining your energy, it’s like having a leaky bank account, where any money you’re putting into the bank, such as by seeing an energy healer, keeps slipping out. You have to change your environment, including any harmful beliefs, before the energy can stay high. Bruce Lipton
